martha stewart, i’m not.

i wonder. is there really any one sitting next to the great fun, presents all wrapped, sipping hot cocoa, listening to nat king cole singing the christmas song while the smell of the cookies baking in the oven fills the air?
if so, i’m jealous because i’m sitting here, house torn apart, presents still unwrapped, hell, some still UN-bought, eating some food from jack in the box while listening to eminem.

merry freakin’ christmas!

5 thoughts on “martha stewart, i’m not.

  1. DogsDon'tPurr

    I vote that we should all just celebrate Xmas in the summertime….if we all agree to switch over right now, we’ll have 6 more months to wrap presents!!
    Merry Xmas, Yvonne! Slip a little rum into your hot cocoa…and everything will be OK!

  2. tanya

    sitting next to the christmas tree, presents all wrapped, sipping gin and tonic, listening to ella fitzgerald singing the christmas songs while the smell of the take-out blazing flat noodles fills the air. damn right.
    have a very merry one, sugar. i you!

  3. a different Bill

    I’m with ya, Yvonne…my wife decided she wasn’t talking to me till today (the 26th) because I was so stressed on Christmas Eve. My house was trashed, Santa Claus wasn’t anywhere near ready. Boxes and paper and trash everywhere. Teenagers suddenly coming up with more stuff to wrap (I seem to be the only person in the family that can wrap).
    I’m with ya.

  4. Tricialicous

    Yeah, I guess I could be considered Martha Stewart this year. On Christmas Eve, the house was all clean, presents all wrapped, Chris and I sat by the tree while the cookies were baking in the oven. Everything seemed to be going nice and smooth…then Christmas came…well that’s just another story!

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