Summer is just about here. Time to break out the sandals.
Do me yourself a favor and take care of your feet before you start showing them to the world. Please.
-If your big toe is hairy, shave it.
-If your nails have fungus, have it taken care of.
-If you have thick heels, buy a pumice stone and file that shit down.
-Paint your nails and whatever you do, do NOT “reapply” if it starts to chip, just buy some damn nail polish remover and redo them all.
It’s no secret I hate my feet because they are ugly, but I still take good care of them. I think everyone who plans on showing their feet this summer should do the world a favor and make them presentable so I don’t start dry heaving when I have to stare at them when you’re in front of me in line at Jack in the box.
Thank you.

17 thoughts on “Feet.

  1. skurdycat

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a feet post. AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I will not click your link. You’ve tried before and it is not going to work. 🙂

  2. Theresa

    Don’t forget to cut those toenails! I’m still skeeved out from the girl on the bus with the inch and a half long toenail. *gag*

  3. buddha

    Uggghhhhgghhh…feet….I am so not a foot person. I don’t think there is anything god could have done to make feet even remotely attractive…Uggghhh!!

  4. statia

    Yeah, I’m not a foot person either. There are way too many people out there with bustin’ ass toes that shouldn’t be wearing sandals.
    Clean the fuzz out of that shit before you put your sandals on.

  5. Nicole

    I have a real problem with people who wear sandals and have absolutely disgusting cracked heels. There should be a law, because I just don’t want to see that.

  6. Em

    Toenails should either be painted, or be completely free of paint. none of that half pink, half orange, I took my polish off and it stained my toes crap. That is the worst. And I totally second shaving the toes. Toe hair is buck nasty.

  7. ~V~

    I am SO glad someone else said this!! My hubby thinks I’m insane because I won’t go out of the house, in the summer, without “fixing” my feet first. They are FEET for god’s sake. Spend most of their time locked away in dark, damp, STANKY shoes. Before you take them out in public, gussey ’em up a bit!!!! :nods:

  8. christina

    Yesterday when I was playing with my 2-yr old niece on the floor, her sister comes up behind me and starts poking at my foot and saying “boo boo! boo boo!”
    Last night I pumiced the hell out of them (those file thingies work miracles) and put on my lotion booties and this morning? miracle feets.
    oh, and I was at jack-in-the-crack this past week. I hope to HELL the woman behind me wasn’t looking at my gnarly feet.
    And Hi. 🙂

  9. Babz

    THANK you for that public service announcement! I just started spending some time every week taking care of my feet because I’m wearing sandals all the time now, and would appreciate the same consideration from others. Keep them clean, lotioned and nails trimmed, at the very least! *wiggling my polished, toe-ring accessorized toes*

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