My kids are home ALL WEEK LONG.
I’ve heard the phrase “I’m telling!” at least 700 times already.
“I’m hungry” every 5 minutes.
“I can do it if I want!!!” 98 times.
“Make me” 49 times.
“You’re not the boss of me” every other minute.
“HEY!!!! THAT’S MINE, DID YOU ASK TO USE IT?” 34 times.
“You suck!” 58 times.
“CHEATER!!” 20 times.
“Boobies!” 50 times
“Balls” every 4 seconds.
and “YOU GUYS ARE CHEATING LIKE STUPID HEADS” one time.
And it’s only day two.
The reason God made kids cute is so we won’t kill them. My Aunt Carol opines that the only thing that surprises her about child abuse is that there isn’t more of it.
Hey! I win them by default. They need some melly boot camp.
Your boys and my boys should hang out. Preferably somewhere far away from both of us, well-supervised and for an extended period of time.
Ahhhh, the joys of motherhood! I swear I have that same list of comments and things I hear within the first 5 minutes after mine come home from school. When they’re not fighting over the “good” corner on the couch, smacking each other for fun until one cries, two of them ganging up on the third (usually the youngest – but she’s the toughest of the bunch and still usually wins) etc. man. I am not looking forward to thursday and friday when mine are home…. and god help us during christmas vacation. What are they trying to do – kill us poor moms? sheesh.
i have enough trouble with two dogs in the house right now. i really gotta get back to my quiet narcisistic little life of blogs, porn and rock climbing. it was so much simpler then.
cheaters ARE freakin stupid heads!
Boobies 50 times?!
wanna trade for two toddlers?
How soon can they be at Neverland?? I want to share all my toys with them…
Why are they yelling boobies that often?
“Boobies 50 times?!”
“Why are they yelling boobies that often?”
You people REALLY have to ask?