Everyone keeps asking me what my due date is. Well, according to the Due Date calculator I’m due on July 29th, 2004. It also tells me I’m already 8 weeks pregnant.
EIGHT WEEKS? ALREADY?
Only like 2 more months and I can officially blame the oversized gut on the “baby”.
And only 28 more weeks you have to hear about me being pregnant.
Congratulations on the pregnancy!
So that means you haven’t start to take prenatal care,right?
I’m this cuz your basing your weeks thru an online pregnancy calculator.
I have an appointment on the 12th of January.
Why do you ask?
Other than to try to make it seem as though I’m not taking care of my baby?
you’re pregnant?!?!?
!!
[insert lame joke about me not being the father]
July 29th is close to MY birthday. Wow, wouldn’t it be super cool if your baby was born on my birthday? I mean, cool because you’re gonna name the kid after me too.
Woooooooooo, Baby Jules!!
congrats on the coming kid too