I had planned on writing a Cheese Filled post about what today means to me, but today has been THE WORST MORNING OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. And when I say “worst” you have to trust me. It involves people falling out of bed and scratching chunks out of their back, PUKE, sleeping in late, dropping the bottle of pedialyte and busting it open, having to tell my dad, who was calling FROM AFRICA, “sorry we can not talk to you because we are running late and if Andrew gets one more referrel he will be on the ineligiblity list and PLEASE DON’T CRY DAD” and so on and so forth.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!@1!!
What a day, man. And today is a special day, a very special day because F-I-F-T-E-E-N Y-E-A-R-S ago, on this very day, I wore a really big veil on top of my really big bangs and said “I do” to a man with really BIG glasses and when my dad said “you may kiss the bride” and we leaned in for that kiss, my really big veil got tangled up in his really big glasses (HA!HA!HA!)and all the guests laughed a really big laugh and then we got in a really big limo and proceeded to a really big gym where would eat a piece of our really big cake and then go home to our apartment and have really big sex.
And, fifteen years later, we’ve become two REALLY BIG DORKS
Who rip really big farts in front of each other
And give each other really big kisses whilst laughing about the really big farts we blew
Because, again? Dorks.
Dorks who still love to boink, and that’s all that matters.
Happy Anniversary!!
Hope your day gets better!
Happy Anniversary!
Happy anniversary! 15 years! Yaa!
-H
Happy Anniversary Y & Tony!!!
Wishing you many, many more happy years together.
Happy 15th Anniversary! 😀
Happy anniversary to the most adorable dorks I know! 🙂
Happy Anniversary!
Happy 15! And MANY MANY MORE.
P.s. I hope your day got better, how could it not?
Cheap wine tonight?
Happy Anniversary!!
happy 15 years, and i hope you get a least another 15 together! 🙂
Man, I was a WRECK when I wrote this post.
Thanks for the well wishes, y’all. 🙂
Am I the only person who got totally distracted by Y’s fantastic “lying down” cleavage?!!!
Happy Anniversary!
Hopefully things have gotten better. Happy 15. My husband and I celebrate 15 in May. Hope my day can be as good as yours!
No Tammy you are not the only one…nice tits! I can’t wait to be dorks like you someday. And good for you for making your “worst” morning hialrious for the rest of us.
Heh. Instead of sideboob, you’re showing topboob. Sexy.
A very Happy Anniversary Yvonne and Tony. May the next 35 years be as loving and happy as the first fifteen!
When things are that bad, remember they can only get better! Here’s to many more years of unexpected joy. Cheers!
Happy Anniversary!!! FEEL PROUD!!!
I got two parking tickets today -EL SUCKO
Happy 15th Anniversary!
You guys are very cute and you’ve made a beautiful family.
Congratulations!
Happy Anniversary!
Happy 15th Anniversary! Even though the day may have started out badly, I’m sure it was good the rest of the day. Cheers to many more anniversarys!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! i figured out how to link you on my blog after 5 DAYS of trying. stupid blogger!
awwww – happy anniversary. man, 15 years. that’s BIG! i’m sorry the day started out like that, i hope it got better. *big anniversary hug* 🙂
Happy Anniversary! xxxxx
15 years! Congratulations! 😀
Anniversary haiku
So happy for you
Happy Anniversary
Now get to boinkin’