This is a test of the “Oh my GOD I’m about to go all Half Latina on some hosting company ass if this thing does not start loading already” system. This is only a test. If this were an actual post, I’d be talking about how sad I am that my son now has a Man Voice because wasn’t it just yesterday that he was my little baby boy?
Did his shoulders just explode from his body too? That happened to my baby and now he’s taller than me!
I’m NOT READY FOR THAT EITHER!!!!!!
*runs, shrieking, flailing arms*
Okay, so it’s not just me. I’ve been wondering why I couldn’t see your site.
Yeah…my “baby” turns 14 two weeks from today. (weeping openly)
It works for me…and isn’t that all that matters? *lol*
I don’t think I have ever posted, but I want you to know that I love your site, I love your honesty, I love your humor. I have stopped reading at work so that I don’t have to stifle my guffaws.
Also, my baby is almost 15 months old. I don’t want him to grow up!! Just yesterday I pondered the day his voice changes and he sprouts facial hair! Yikes!
When that happened to my baby I’d hear him in the other room and have a moment of panic. I’d think “Oh my god there’s a MAN in my house!!” and then I’d remember, and maybe sometimes I’d get a little weepy, but I’m not admitting to anything under oath.
Yes it WAS just yesterday! I’m pretty sure there has been some sorta warp in the time space continuum because yesterday my daughter asked for a glass of nook with her cob-a-qued chicken and watched James and the Giant Peach 47 times a day and today she has hickies, is engaged.
If only there was a way to make it stop. To go back to the simple days of watching Nick Jr. and eating gold fish crackers all day. My babys are growing up too fast too. Which means that mama is growing old even faster.
I was sad when my nephews’ voices changed. I miss them being cute little boys and wanting to hang out with me, and telling me about their video games and their favorite movies, in run-on sentences (gee, wonder where they get that) where they can hardly breathe. Now, they’re like grownups, graduating high school, driving, going to college. Next thing you know, they’ll be living on their own, and omigawd, having kids or something. Yikes!
OMG! My baby is out saving the world. He is a US Navy Sailor, it was just yesterday he stop holding my hand in the grocery store “because he is a big boy now”
After my evil eye-ing the first two he finally found a girlfriend she is so nice, I hope they get married and have a wonderful life(insert crossed fingers & fake smile here).
Well I have to go, I have baby fat to lose!
Man voice? That little boy?! Nuh-unh. He has man voice??? What am I saying, my 6 yr old can produce a man-foot funk that is unbelievably wrong.
No, not man voice already…
I bought two pairs of cheap shoes for my 12-year-old yesterday, and they fit me. This is tragic for two reasons: one, my baby is growing so fast, WAAAAAGH! And two, since I’ll probably inherit them in a few months, I should’ve bought better shoes.