let it be known... i have no shame. i pee while on the phone, i burp loudly, i pick my seat. i also pee with the door open and this irritates the hell out of my husband. today, as i was taking a whiz with the door wide open, i wondered to myself "how did i get this way?" i wasn't always this way. then it hit me, it's because i gave birth. once you give birth, you really don't give a crap about things like "peeing with the door open" because nothing is as degrading as giving birth. legs spread wide open with a room full of strangers looking on, some of them , sticking their hands up your twat!
i remember when i went for my 6 week check up after having my first son. i brought my six week old baby with me, so i knew it was going to be great fun! the nurse called me into the room, told me to get naked and put on the gown. i do what she says, and lay on the table. andrew starts crying. SHIT. anyone who's breastfed knows what happens when the baby starts crying. milk starts "flowing" but more like "squirting". so, i'm on the table with the gown on and the milk starts squirting out and dripping down my sides. i'm mortified and embarrassed. i pull the gown off, pick andrew up, lay on my side and let him start sucking away. now the milk is SQUIRTING out of the other boob, tittymilk in the air! on my face! on the floor! the doctor walks in. hello, doctor, meet my tittymilk! she doesn't say a word, spreads the legs wide open and starts checkin me "down there". there i lay, a hand all up in my twat, a baby on one tit, the other one squirting tittymilk all over the damn room... KILL ME NOW! dignity "officially" stripped.
now you tell me, after an experience like that, why in the HELL would i care if my husband walks by and sees me taking a leak
You delicate little lotus flower you! I spit my soda out what I read the word "twat".....bahhahahahahaha