my kids have the best conversations. i sit by their door and listen to them talk because they crack my shit up. here is what i just heard right now.
andrew: my stomach hurts
ethan: well you know what hurts really bad? when you have a pimple on your butt and you sit on it.
andrew: you have a pimple on your butt? let me see.
ethan: well, when i was wiping my butt i felt a bump and it hurt. daddy said it's a pimple.
andrew: *giggle* you have a pimple on your butt
ethan: so, you have hairy balls!







ok, we've got big-ass mama and her kids hairy balls and pimply butt... let me just update my dossier now.