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November 27, 2002
my lil freaks

my kids have the best conversations. i sit by their door and listen to them talk because they crack my shit up. here is what i just heard right now.

andrew: my stomach hurts
ethan: well you know what hurts really bad? when you have a pimple on your butt and you sit on it.
andrew: you have a pimple on your butt? let me see.
ethan: well, when i was wiping my butt i felt a bump and it hurt. daddy said it's a pimple.
andrew: *giggle* you have a pimple on your butt
ethan: so, you have hairy balls!

Posted by Y at November 27, 2002 09:28 AM
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ok, we've got big-ass mama and her kids hairy balls and pimply butt... let me just update my dossier now.

Posted by: mikey at November 27, 2002 09:41 AM

Girl, your house cracks my shit up too! Seriously, you need to remember these conversations for when they get older. These make for fantastic stories to tell girlfriends.

Posted by: jennypoo at November 27, 2002 10:08 AM

Too funny! Kids DO say the darndest things!

Posted by: Da Goddess at November 27, 2002 10:31 PM
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