The night started off innocent enough... Look at how cute we were before we walked out the door. If only I had known how my boobies were going to be singled out and made to be the center of attention... I would have oiled them up and made them all pretty covered them up.
The show was great. One of the contestants from The Last Comic Standing opened for Jay. His name was Rob Cantrell and the guy was funny. And cute too, I wanted to run my fingers through his hair and sniff it, but that's besides the point really.
Next it was Bert. I don't know his last name, but this guy is fucking hilarious. Seriously.
Ok, then came Jay. Sigh... The man makes my mouth water. And he's damn funny. He's such a cool guy. There was a Vietnam Vet in the audience and Jay paid his tab. Could I love the man anymore?
He liked my shirt, and decided to tell everyone. Oh, and he noticed the girls were real, and said so. He commented on them through the night. The funniest was when I had to pee. He overheard me tell Tony I was going to pee my pants (I talk loud when I'm drunk, well louder than normal, imagine that!) He told me to go pee, and I told him I was afraid he'd be gone when I got back. He reassured me he would wait and that he would fill me in on what I missed. As I got up, I was walking funny because I was drunk and I had to pee like a mutha fucker, so he started making fun of me. He said "Damn those tits must be heavy, what, do you need a walker to walk with those things" and he started imitating me. I was totally embarassed, but come on, it's funny.
We had a few more conversations during the show, and at the end, he gave me another hug and called me sweetheart *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* (YES, that was a little girl scream.) Anyway, after the show I saw Rob and Bert outside in the back and made Tony run to get the camera. I asked them if I could take a few pictures and they were cool about it. Of course, I asked for Jay and they told me he should be out any minute.
Tony doesn't know how to work my camera, so all of these pic's are blurry except one. Give the guy a break, it was his first attempt with the camera.
This is my favorite one. I know it's blurry, but let me lists the reasons I love it.
1. I'm holding his handHe's holding my hands.
2. His arm is around me
3. Our watches look cute together.
4. When we were taking the picture he told me not to get nasty because my husband was watching... I told him I wasn't going to and he said he didn't trust me.
5. Right before Tony took the picture, he said "I can feel you backin' your ass up into me, girrl"
This is me and Rob Cantrell from the Last Comic Standing. I know, it's a horrible picture, but it's all I've got of the two of us. Tony did manage to take one good picture
and I find it highly suspicious it's the only one I wasn't in... Hmmmmmmmm.
Anyway, that's the night in a nutshell. (yeah, I said in a nutshell, you gotta problem with that?) I promise you will never hear another word from me about it. I shall now leave it for my dreams and fantasies in the past where it belongs.
Just look at it this way -- as toasted as you were, Tony shot the images in drunk-a-vision, just the way you remember it all. ;-) Again, GREAT pics! That one of him hugging you is just too cute for words...