This new medication I'm on has me kicking some serious ass. I have so much energy, it's insane. I can't stop cleaning house. I can't stop moving. Anyone else who's been on Wellbutrin, have you had a similar experience? I feel like I'm on legal speed, fo' real.
I can't watch my kids play. It makes to me nervous. I went outside to check on them. What did I see? I saw them flying from the top of my street on their skateboards at very high speeds. Oh.Hell.No.
I told them they couldn't do that anymore. Andrew got mad and threw his skateboard. "There's nothing else to do!" Ethan told me I never let them have fun.
It's true, but that's because the kind of fun they want to have could get THEM KILLED. I don't know. It's the one downside to having boys. Well, that and the whole penis issue.
I had to come inside because it was obvious I ruined their good time. I'm telling you, if one of them munches it, the first thing out of my mouth will be "I TOLD YOU SO!" Damn right it will be.








Dude. My baby brother got a MASSIVE BRAIN INJURY from doing the exact same thing... He's all better now... After doctors removed part of his brain, spending 4 days in a coma, 2 months of physical therapy, and a goofy hair cut.
Which is why my child isn't allowed to do ANYTHING.