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October 27, 2003
Another broken heart.

This is just unbelievable.

We came home tonight and Ethan ran straight to his room to pet his new hamster, you know, the one I bought to mend his broken heart from the death of his pet cricket, Jibbity? That hamster?

"Mom, Missy's not moving and I'm petting her."

OH GREAT. NO GOD PLEASE, NO!!!

Yes. Missy died.

Ethan is a wreck, once again, another broken heart.

I feel so bad for him. You have no idea.

Ugh.

No more pets, I can't go through this again. I've got to think of something that will make him happy that can't freakin' die!

R.I.P Missy.

Double ugh.

Posted by Y at October 27, 2003 06:54 PM
Comments

Oh man! That sucks!

Posted by: emily at October 27, 2003 07:05 PM

How did it get killed already?!?

Posted by: sean at October 27, 2003 07:29 PM

click on my name for one suggestion anyhow.

Posted by: mabel at October 27, 2003 07:31 PM

opps. i didn't check the product reviews. But you get the idea.

Posted by: mabel at October 27, 2003 07:34 PM

Awww :( We've been there. L's first hamster died. The second one lived three months before it died. Now we have fish and birds... and cats, too many cats (want a kitten? LOL)

Posted by: Tanya at October 27, 2003 07:36 PM

! ! ! I can't believe the hamster is DEAD!!! *shakes head*

Posted by: Jessica at October 27, 2003 07:37 PM

Awww, poor Ethan. :( Poor you, too!

Posted by: Jenni at October 27, 2003 07:54 PM

He seemed a little interested in getting a pet girlfriend. The bird though, that's going to be a hard sell.

Posted by: melly at October 27, 2003 07:58 PM

pet rock?

Posted by: girl at October 27, 2003 08:02 PM

Get some jumping beans or something. How 'bout a fish? No, those can be too hard, a bird? Blade of grass?

Posted by: tricia at October 27, 2003 08:07 PM

The only pet I can think of that will survive damn near anything (including nuclear holocaust) is a Texas Cockroach.

I read that for kids 8+ the better pet choices are rabbits, frogs/iguanas, ferrets, or kittens.

Just don't get any sea monkeys, whatever ya do!

Posted by: Christy at October 27, 2003 08:51 PM

I'm going to second the pet rock idea.
I mean really, his luck may strike down another defenseless pet! And then what will you do?

Pet rock all they way.

Oh wait, maybe a turtle?! Those are hard to kill. Or so I heard. Plus, if it dies he won't know right away...

Posted by: Jessy at October 27, 2003 09:22 PM

poor guy! Must have been an overdose or something. Another Rock n' Roll hamster burns out.

Posted by: Joe at October 27, 2003 09:34 PM

I think Missy was afraid you were gonna give her a haircut like Snoop.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
My sincerest condolences for Ethan and the family.

Posted by: James at October 27, 2003 10:15 PM

Aww. I remember when my guinea pig died. I was a wreck. I cried for days and I was 35 years old! He would always whistle for me when I came in at night from work and could eat watermelon faster than any human alive lol. I miss ya Skunker Doo.
*sniff*

Posted by: rousiecat at October 28, 2003 02:51 AM

Poor Ethan! Two heartwrenching life lessons in less than a week :( That's way more than a kid his age should have to handle. I was 10 for my first pet death.

Give the little guy a (((hug))) from me !

Posted by: dana michelle at October 28, 2003 04:04 AM

Sea monkeys...

Posted by: Adelle at October 28, 2003 04:15 AM

Get him an XBOX. All you have to feed it is money at $50 a game..... but lately I've been rocking the Blockbuster freedom pass - $19.99/$34.99 a month for 1 or 2 games out at a time with no time limit...

Gamecube is only $99....same gamepass applies.

XBOX goes for $114 on Half.com. PS2 is about the same through the same site..

I'm getting a little bored with gaming overall - does he want mine? =p

Sony's Aibo robot dog is killer too - just pricey....


heh.

e

Posted by: ed at October 28, 2003 04:30 AM

wow, way to desensitize your kid there. why don't you just get him some roadkill and tell him it USED to be alive.

i'm kidding of course. you already have a dog, get another one. or get a cat. get something that the whole family can take care of and enjoy, but you can tell him it's his!

Posted by: tj at October 28, 2003 04:33 AM

LOL...ps-

2 in a row might be a red flag....is the cage on the other side of a wall next to the kitchen....maybe near a faulty microwave oven??

Posted by: ed at October 28, 2003 04:34 AM

How about a nice pet rock?

Posted by: Mac at October 28, 2003 06:04 AM

Dr. Phil had a show about losing your pets. Don't know if you caught it but he says don't get another pet right away if one dies. Unfortunatley that was all I got out of that show since i was just passing by the boob tube. But I personally tend to agree with many of Dr. Phils antics. So wait. talk to ethan about and after time you can make a good choice of pets. Good Luck

Posted by: angel_lovr at October 28, 2003 06:44 AM

So sorry to hear about Ethan's pets -- that sure is one crappy run of bad luck. I hope the little guy's dealing with it OK.

Aside from helping Ethan deal with Missy's death, you should definitely go back to that pet store and get either a refund or another hamster. You have the right to the expectation that it would live longer than two days.

Posted by: gojou at October 28, 2003 06:54 AM

I once had two goldfish named after that show. What show, what was the damn name. It had Jane Curtain in it I think? Anyway, two female goldfish. (totally assuming they were female) They both died at once! While I was at camp. It was devastating.
Make sure you get a proper burial. That helped my 8 year old heart cope.

Posted by: Em at October 28, 2003 07:33 AM

Kate and Alli?

Posted by: girl at October 28, 2003 08:23 AM

Aww, sorry to hear that =(

Poor lil guy =(

Posted by: Just a Girl at October 28, 2003 08:49 AM

Here's a story: One year when we were kids my sister's class kept a pet hamster. The kids took turns taking the hamster home on weekends.

My sister's turn fell on a holiday weekend, so we would have the hamster for three days instead of two. As it happened, we had a camping trip planned for that weekend, but no worries -- we already had a hamster at home, so we just put the class hamster in with our hamster, left plenty of food and water for both, and went on our trip.

When we returned three days later, we were treated to the sight of one and a half hamsters -- our hamster had decided to eat the class hamster. Apparently hamsters are somewhat... ahem... cannibalistic.

Not only did my sister (10 at the time, IIRC) have to deal with the trauma of a dead class hamster, she also had to explain to the teacher and the class what had happened. Of the four of us she was the biggest animal lover, which only made it harder on her.

Posted by: gojou at October 28, 2003 12:00 PM

how 'bout a goldfish? They're cheap and if it cacks, you can sneak out and replace it and he'll never know?

I'm sorry to hear about your hamster. :(

Posted by: Joelle at October 28, 2003 12:00 PM
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