Last night while I was washing the dishes, my husband came up behind me to love up on me. He was hugging me and telling me how cute he thinks I am. It was truly sweet, until he ruined it by saying...
"I love your pregnant ass. I could totally rest my cup on it. It could be my cup holder."
What does that even mean? I suppose he meant that it sticks out so far, he could set things on it like a shelf, but seriously, what the hell?
"I could totally rest my cup on it."
Just... DUDE.







Now, now Yvonne. I had a friend who referred to his wife's butt as a "satchel ass". By that he meant it drooped. Now, I'm not going to defend what was said to you or by him but If I had a choice of a satchel ass or an ass that was rounded out enough to allow somehting to be set on it I'm going for the latter. You could say the same about Beyonce's booty too you know. Maybe he was favorably comparing your to hers?