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February 13, 2004
Practice makes perfect.

I decided that I'm going to go ahead and give myself another pedicure.

Even though the last time I did it, I cut my feet to shreds and it took me days to heal. Even though I almost needed a blood transfusion from the blood loss that occured when I cut a chunk of my big toe, my middle toe and the little toe off, on both feet, and I had scabs for weeks. Even though Tony made me swear I would have a professional do it next time. Even though my foot spa is up in the rafters in the garage and I have to GET ON A FUCKING LADDER to get it...

Wish me luck.

Posted by Y at February 13, 2004 09:24 AM
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Oh fer dogs sake hire a professional!

Posted by: Kathy Howe at February 13, 2004 09:44 AM

Why? Why? Why? You are such a glutton for punishment! Go spend the thirty bucks to have someone else pamper your feet. The last thing your pregnant ass needs to be doing is climbing a ladder.

Be careful!

Posted by: Laura at February 13, 2004 10:16 AM

i've never had a pedicure. my feet are so ugly i figure why bother.
anyhow, good luck, the more you do it, i guess the better you get at it. maybe?

Posted by: mabel at February 13, 2004 01:30 PM

Good luck! I hate pedicures.

Posted by: Rori at February 13, 2004 09:44 PM

Good Luck.
And this time, don't use the hedge clippers.

Posted by: waistdog at February 14, 2004 08:10 AM

I hope the hubby was feeling better and your date got to happen as planned. Happy Valentines day!

Posted by: fl0w3r at February 14, 2004 09:35 AM
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