I think I'm going to start encouraging my kids to be extremely annoying when we go out in public just to piss off people who hate children.
"See that bitchy woman over there giving us dirty looks? Run circles around her while making arm farts and laugh at her when she gets mad and then scream "it's a free country LADY and my parents are ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE AND TAKE US OUT TO EAT!!" as you're running away."
That would make me happy. I think it should be a National holiday.
"Piss Off and Annoy Angry People who Hate Children and Think They Shouldn't be Allowed in Public Day."







*raises hand* That would be me! Send em' my way. However, I reserve the right to teach them things like odd words, such as spango head. ok? lol