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March 07, 2004
File this one under "things I could have lived without knowing."

I ran into my friend while out and about. This friend just had a hysterectomy. I was asking her how she was feeling and she went into detail about the changes her body is experiencing. I was ok with what she was saying until she blurted this out.

"My sex life is non existent because I can't get wet."

I didn't react, so she thought perhaps she needed to clarify. She leaned in and semi-whispered...

"I can't get moist, I lack moisture."

I think she may have ruined our friendship because I do not know how I'm ever going to be able to look her in the eye again.

Posted by Y at March 7, 2004 05:43 PM
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*gag*

Posted by: mo at March 7, 2004 05:46 PM

dammmmmmmmn TMI

Posted by: ozone ferd at March 7, 2004 06:01 PM

you wanted to know..you just didn't wanna seem obvious...

you probably gave her tips

*L*

J/k :)

Posted by: Trishie at March 7, 2004 06:50 PM

. . . and my appetite.

Posted by: James at March 7, 2004 08:19 PM

You know, from listening to love line on the way home from work I've learned there is a cream she can buy to help her with that problem. Has to be prescribed by a doctor. Other than that, I enjoy a moist bunt cake now and then....

Posted by: Joe at March 7, 2004 09:38 PM

so..........what was she trying to say?

Posted by: julia at March 8, 2004 12:01 AM

Real classy....

Posted by: buddha at March 8, 2004 08:59 AM

Someone needs to pass her some K-Y. HELLO.

Posted by: melly at March 8, 2004 09:00 AM

Dude. It's one of the secrets they don't tell you about getting older. It happens and it sucks.

Posted by: Rori at March 10, 2004 06:01 PM
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