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This is my dog Snoop. Isn't he CUTE?
Yeah, well, he's an asshole. He has a very distorted self image. He thinks he's much bigger than he is. He's just a little shit, yet he constantly is trying to pick fights with my black lab, Willie, who could KILL HIM if he wanted to.
He won't let Willie eat. He stands by his (Willies) bowl and growls if Willie tries to get near it. So, Willie will walk over to Snoops bowl to try to get some grub there, and the little shithead runs over there and growls. I don't understand why Willie doesn't just beat the shit out of him, but he doesn't.
Right now, I heard growling, so I looked out the window. Snoop is walking behind Willie, biting him on the leg and growling, for no fucking reason. Willie is such a sweet natured dog, but his hair is standing up and his teeth are showing. However, he's not doing anything about it, just trying to walk away.
I went out there and made Snoop go lay in the corner, but he's staring Willie down, like "I'll get you as soon as she goes in, bitch."
I want to kick his little ass for being so mean to Willie. I really don't know what to do about it.
Oh wait, maybe I do know what to do. Perhaps it's time that I give Snoop ANOTHER HAIRCUT!!!! And this time I won't feel bad about it.
ROTFL! I had not seen that Scissor Massacre, or if I did, I forgot about it. I am laughing so hard, I am going to have an asthma attack!
As for the aggression, squirt bottles filled with water and aimed at said doggie seem to have worked for me in the past.
*giggles more*