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March 30, 2004

I think I'll rip out my ingrown toenail instead.

I just got through watching the first 6 minutes of American Idol. I don't know if I can sit through the rest of the show. It's annoying the hell out of me.

Why does the audience give every fucking performance a standing ovation? Totally unecessary and ignorant. A standing ovation has to be earned, God dammit! Annoying.

Camille does not enununciate her words. I can never understand a fucking word she is singing. Not one word. Annoying.

Paula and her "you're great, amazing, beautiful, the best" comments to every single performer makes me want to cut someone, mostly her. Phony much? Annoying.

Randy and his "What up, dawg? Whatchu doin? Chillin, chillin? Ayite, dawg, Yeeahhhhhhhh" bullshit jive is O-L-D. Annoying.

Simon standing for his own ovation (in the words of Seacrest). Annoying.

The entire show is grating on my nerves in a very bad way, AND IT'S ONLY THE FIRST 6 MINUTES.

Posted by Y at March 30, 2004 08:29 PM

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AHHH, I hate that show. I hate that show so much I watch it just so I can prove I hate it. And then, I end up getting into it. Damn stupid American Idol.....

Was it just me or did all the guys seem to pull off the "let's hump the air" dance move tonight?

Posted by: Glory at March 30, 2004 09:39 PM

I used to love watching it, now I just get annoyed at the amazingly bad singers they have. I mean really, do you really think JPL can sing...or that what's his head (the red haired guy) omfg I get embarrased watching them and HAVE to turn the channel.

Posted by: Canadian Lauren at March 31, 2004 05:35 AM

You simply have to learn to interpret Paula-speak. Here's what she really means when she says...

"You had a nice smile" = you sucked

"You chose the wrong song" = you really sucked

"It wasn't your best performance" = words can't describe how much you sucked

"You had some pitch problems" = you made my ears bleed with your off-tune caterwauling

"You're awesome, beautiful, etc." = mmm, medication makes everything pretty

Posted by: jen at March 31, 2004 08:21 AM

LOL that is why I Tivo it. I fast forward through the performances that I don't like (which happened to be almost all of them last night). I also fast forward through the judge's comments. They are always the same BS. It is always a waste that the show is an hour long.

Posted by: Ash at March 31, 2004 09:52 AM

So how long does it take to watch with your finger on fast forward?

Posted by: Andy at March 31, 2004 10:44 AM

the only one worth her salt is diana. the rest can't sing if their lives depended on it. and wtf is up with the 'tudes this year? i swear to God they brought people like Camile, Fantasia and Jennifer on just because they bitch and moan back at simon.

Posted by: reese at March 31, 2004 01:51 PM