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April 05, 2004
You are what you eat.

I think I know why I never get invited out to dinner anymore...

slob.jpg

Yes, that is my dinner, which consisted of bbq chicken, beans and diet coke with lime, on my chest. And that happens at every meal.

I will never wear a white shirt at dinner time, or any meal time, ever again.

Posted by Y at April 5, 2004 07:26 PM
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i think its classy. ;)

Posted by: mollie at April 5, 2004 07:40 PM

well if it makes you feel any better, that's the reason I'm not allowed to wear white or cream when I go out, because without fail...I always spill on myself. Be glad that stuff is washable!

Posted by: Meeta at April 5, 2004 07:47 PM

Wow, I can so totally relate. I have friends that blame their boobs for getting in the way. I have no such excuse. *looks down at delightfully perky but very flat boobs*. I'm just rediculously clumsy. I'd still take you out to dinner anytime. :-)

Posted by: fl0w3r at April 5, 2004 08:11 PM

With me, gravy and clean pyjamas don't mix.

Posted by: Mellissa at April 6, 2004 12:47 AM

My mom did that every damned day, every single pregnancy. I, on the other hand, did not. Which is odd, since I routinely bang my shins on crap, walk into things, drop stuff, etc. when I'm NOT pregnant. We're talking at least once a day.

Oh, well. That's what bleach is for, lady.

Posted by: QC at April 6, 2004 02:15 AM

Look on the good side...your boobage is keeping your pants pristine.

Posted by: Gary at April 6, 2004 04:47 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I do the SAME thing... or atleast have to brush crumbs off of my chest after every meal!

Posted by: Adelle at April 6, 2004 04:52 AM

Bar-B-Que is meant to get all over you.

Posted by: waistdog at April 6, 2004 07:31 AM

you should have seen me the last time I ate crawfish in public. what an embarrassment. I looked like I was out on a day pass or something.

Posted by: girl at April 6, 2004 08:58 AM

Long Live Spray and Wash!!

Posted by: Canadian Lauren at April 6, 2004 09:15 AM

THANK GODDESSS I am not the only one!!!!!!!!

I look like that everyday!

Posted by: Kelly at April 6, 2004 04:37 PM

BBQ sauce? Whew. At first glance I thought it was MAJOR pregnant boobie leakage.

Posted by: gojou at April 7, 2004 10:56 PM

Haha! Same thing happens to me whenever I go anywhere or eat anything. Seriously. I could find a way to make a mess with a chocolate bar. I went through a phase where I would tuck a napkin into my shirt no matter how classy the place. Now, I try not to, but still do sometimes if the shirt is new and it's someplace like McDonald's or something.

Posted by: Colleen at April 9, 2004 01:05 PM

Hahahaha... I can so relate to that! As a kid, my mother used to embarass me because she could never get out of a meal without dropping something on her shirt, and when when I turned 30, the same accidents happened to me! :)

Posted by: Mariann at April 17, 2004 05:17 AM
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