I've had many embarrassing moments in my lifetime. The one that left me the most humiliated happened to me in my junior year of high school.
That was the year I started with my starvation diets. I wouldn't eat all day, but I'd bring a little ziplock baggie filled with chocolate slim fast. I'd buy a fat free milk and mix them together... that would be my meal for the day.
I used to hang out with all of the black guys in the quad area. They would give me a hard time for not eating. "Gurrrrrl, why you wanna lose that ass?" they'd say. "Because I'm too fat!" I'd reply.
Anyway, one day, my cousins boyfriend, Calvin, had bought a bag of chips. I wanted one, and he refused to give me one. He'd say "Nope, you're on a diet." I'd try repeatedly to grab the bag from him, but never succeeded. He said he was going to go get something else to eat and left for a few minutes. He came back with a cheeseburger, half eaten. Oh my God. I wanted a bite of that cheeseburger and he knew it. When he had his head turned, I grabbed the burger and took a big ass bite. All of a sudden, I heard an uproar of laughter. I looked around. Everyone was looking at me and they were laughing. Calvin was laughing too. I knew something was wrong, so I instinctively spit the piece of burger out of my mouth. All of a sudden, my friend Vickkie shouted "GIRRRRRRRRRRL, you just got moted, Calvin picked that burger up off the ground and told everyone to watch you eat it."
I felt like dizzy and could feel the blood draining from my face. I must have looked like a ghost. I started to cry and ran as fast as I could. People were pointing and screaming "HAMBURGER HELPER!". I didn't even know where I was running too, I just wanted to get away from everyone staring at me. Shortly after, the bell rang for fourth period. I ran to my classroom and pleaded with my teacher to give me a breath mint. "Why are you crying, what's wrong? Why do you need a breath mint?"
I explained to her what had happened. She tried so hard not to laugh and gave me a piece of gum. She told me I could chew it in class, even though it was against the rules.
I never did live that down, but eventually, I was able to laugh about it with everyone. I was forever known as hamburger helper from that day forward.
Fucking Calvin. And people wonder why I have issues with food. Heh.
Since I shared my most embarrassing moment with you, I think it's only fair you tell me yours. If you do decide to write yours, make sure to PING ME! so I can read it.
I was at my cousins wedding 'after' party, we were all sitting around and a couple of us were playing guitars. The dress I had worn couldn't be worn with undies....after many hours of drinking I was not sitting in the most lady like fashion. About a month later I went to a party at my cousins, I was greeted by a couple people 'Hey boxshot', after being called boxshot a couple of times, I inquired....Apparently...no one noticed at the time, but when pictures were developed there were several pictures of me...and my BOX....yup right up the dress....