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April 07, 2004
Because my opinion is totally important

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Kobe Bryant and Robert Horry, and Tim "Slam" Duncan are, in my opinion, the sexiest athletes alive.

Nice try, MELLY!

Posted by Y at April 7, 2004 01:02 PM
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Ha! You've obviously never seen me dribble.

Wait, that's not sexy. Never mind.

Posted by: Buzz at April 7, 2004 01:20 PM

Horry, YES. Kobe, EH. Parker, EH. Horry, YES.

Posted by: melly at April 7, 2004 01:56 PM

I just caught that you posted an OLD photo of Horry in his Lakers uniform. You should know that his penis looks smaller in black. Black being a slimming color and all.

Posted by: melly at April 7, 2004 01:57 PM

even with the slimming effect, it still tends to look very HUGE.

And I totally did that on purpose.

Posted by: yvonne at April 7, 2004 02:05 PM

I went looking for the ugliest, but you can just throw in every player for the Bulls and the Memphis Grizzlies.

Posted by: melly at April 7, 2004 02:08 PM

I know you did that on purpose. Because ... Even though you try, you can't let go.

Posted by: melly at April 7, 2004 02:09 PM

the ugliest, in my very important opinion, would be Shaq, SCOTTY PIPPEN, sam cassell, DUDE AND REGGIE MILLER!!!!!!!

Posted by: yvonne at April 7, 2004 02:12 PM

I thought about Reggie, but his eye mesmerize me enough to not pay attention to anything else about him.

I think you hit it. Sam Cassell. Ugliest Man in the NBA.

Posted by: melly at April 7, 2004 03:12 PM

Kobe is definitely sexay - but then I also have a thing for Fox - but what's up with the Sampson-ish hair? And my newest - sexiest fav... Malone...he makes me purrrrrrrr

Posted by: Lili at April 7, 2004 03:24 PM

I will SERIOUSLY never forgive myself for forgetting Rick Fox. He should be #2, between kobe and horry. mmmmmmm curly hair.

Posted by: yvonne at April 7, 2004 03:27 PM

I don't think shaq is sexy...but i dont' think he's ugly...


are we just talking NBA here or atheletes in general?

because Derek Jeter is hot..and one of my friends' sister slept with him.. and apparently he's hotter than i think..

Posted by: Trishie at April 7, 2004 04:29 PM

but shaq's LIP?!

And I'm talking all athletes, but I only named NBA ones because I'm purely obsessed with the game of basketball.

Posted by: yvonne at April 7, 2004 04:30 PM

Ladies, if you're talking about the ugliest baller in the NBA how can you forget Popeye Jones? The man is so ugly he has two illegitimate children because they don't want to claim he's their daddy...

Posted by: KB at April 7, 2004 05:25 PM

Shaq looks like Patrick from Sponge Bob Square Pants.

I, personally, didn't forget Popeye. He's on my list, just before Shane Battier.

Posted by: melly at April 7, 2004 05:35 PM

calm down on popeye.. he went to my university.

go racers! :)

Posted by: Trishie at April 7, 2004 07:17 PM

Coming up in the NBA--Emeka Okafor out of UConn -- 3.0 GPA, graduates in three years, GORGEOUS body and a smile to die for.

Posted by: Vickie at April 8, 2004 02:28 AM

Weinie!

Yes oh so funny.

Posted by: melly at April 8, 2004 07:25 AM

I've always enjoyed the thought of MIDGET basketball.

Think about it?
Midgets playing basketball.

It's got FOX written all over it.

Posted by: waistdog at April 8, 2004 07:55 AM
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