My neighbors done gone and out did themselves!
They just upped their white trash status to a whole new level.
I've been hearing suspicious noises at night. It sounds like something slamming up against the wooden fence. I figured it was the cannon they like to shoot off at night.
I was wrong.
It's their latest "we're drunk, we got no job, we're high on speed and got nothin' better to do" invention.
The sound I hear is that of a potato being shot out of The Potato Launcher they built. ALL BY THEMSELVES!
They're proud as hell of that fucker too. And they should be, because not only can you shoot potatoes, you can light rags on fire, launch those mutha fuckers, aim them at your grown son and light his shirt on fire!
Geniuses, I tell you.
P.S. Did I mention the owner of the house is in his 60's and his sidekick/co-inventor who has no place to live so crashes in their RV at night is in his 40's? Makes it all the more special, doesn't it?
oh my! I can hardly catch my breath to breathe!!!!!