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So, the feeling I'm getting is that everyone LOVES THE CHEESE! Ok, maybe they don't "love it" but people are definitely diggin' the CHEESE!
Melly not really feelin'my cheese. Are you feeling it? DO YOU WANT TO FEEL MY CHEESE?
OK! Enough with the cheese.
It's funny, even though I've only been away for what? A week? It feels like I've been away forever. Everytime something funny would happen, everytime something would annoy the crap out of me, everytime Gabby would smile, fart, puke in my mouth (and TRUST ME, you haven't LIVED until you've gone to kiss a baby only to be blessed with tittymilk puke IN YOUR MOUTH),giggle, poop in the tub, pee while I was changing her, everytime Tony said something hilarious, I'd want to run to my computer to write about it, but I couldn't! It was a tragedy! And I'm not exaggerating at ALL! I missed it.
And you missed me. YOU DID! I have the emails to prove it. Damn, it feels good to be missed.
But it does NOT feel good the day after a really good workout. No, it doesn't at all. I hurt everywhere. And for the first time in years, I can feel my ASSBONES. Or muscles, whatever, it's funnier to call them assbones. I didn't realise how much I MISSED working out. That's right, I missed it. I missed the sweating, the aching, the pain, but I did NOT miss OTHER PEOPLES STICKY ASS SWEAT ON THE MACHINES because they are TOO LAZY TO WIPE IT OFF! That's just not cool, people, wipe the sticky stuff. Thank you.
With that, I must go eat breakfast before The Boss of me wakes up.
first, first, first. HA! glad you're back and too bad we didn't hear about the puking in your mouth right away. jeesh ;o)