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October 26, 2004
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How do YOU define true love?

Me? I define it like this...

"someone": "I've got a huge zit on my ass!"

"someone's significant other": "Want me to pop it for you?"

That, people, is true love in it's rawest, most beautiful form.

(Names left out to protect the sickos innocent)

Posted by Y at October 26, 2004 07:35 PM
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww

Posted by: geeky at October 27, 2004 12:12 AM

That's a good man right there.

Also one that will hold your hair while you're barfing. Another sign of true love.

Posted by: Snidget at October 27, 2004 12:18 AM

Do you have a hidden mic in my house??? hahahaha it's gross, but you just can't help it.

Posted by: NinaKaye at October 27, 2004 12:20 AM

Man those zits on the ass are the fun ones to pop too.

Posted by: Stacey at October 27, 2004 01:17 AM

yesssss...i'm all about the quotes.

Posted by: Sara at October 27, 2004 01:24 AM

That and being able to stand in the bathroom and talk to one's spouse while they are on the pot going poop. All signs of true love.. *nod*

Posted by: Michelle at October 27, 2004 01:58 AM

Dude! Mr. T. not only pops my back zits (yeah, I know) but he doesn't even flinch when I suggest it. He happily obliges and he even goes to get me something to clean 'em out when he's done.

Posted by: LT at October 27, 2004 02:02 AM

Phew...I'm not the only one... ;)

Posted by: Firebrand at October 27, 2004 02:38 AM

What IS it with us married folk that we're so.... ewwwwwww!?

Posted by: etherian at October 27, 2004 03:34 AM

now i am NEVER getting married.

*laugh*

No, really.. that is TRULY love.

Posted by: Trishie at October 27, 2004 03:48 AM

there's also this.

When you throwup, pee yourself and fart all at the same time? They don't laugh, instead, they help you clean yourself up.

Posted by: y at October 27, 2004 03:55 AM

Y-

OMG! You are too funny! I missed you sooooo much.

Yes, that in my book is defined as True Love! I,do not have that! Bummer for me, I guess?

Posted by: bobbi at October 27, 2004 05:14 AM

I'm so glad you emailed me to tell me where you moved!

And of course it's a ass zit popping post! I love it. You're freakin' hilarious.

Posted by: melody at October 27, 2004 05:31 AM

Does it mean they don't love you if they squeal and run away so you can't pop it? ;)

Posted by: heather at October 27, 2004 05:39 AM

Beautiful. Just beautiful!

Posted by: Chelle at October 27, 2004 09:22 AM

Well, you wanted adult interaction...

Posted by: ben at October 27, 2004 03:10 PM

In our house it is manly nipple hair plucking. I totally understand.

Posted by: sarcastic journalist at October 27, 2004 05:13 PM

hee. Fran and I do that. We groom each other like monkeys.

Posted by: skits at October 27, 2004 05:23 PM

lmao ewww and awwww lol

Posted by: beth at October 28, 2004 08:09 AM

I am the zit popper in this marriage. My husband refuses to return the favour :o(

Posted by: Mellissa at October 29, 2004 07:08 AM
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