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October 29, 2004

pffffffffft

I'm sick.

Sick of mean people.

But you know what I'm not sick of?

My daughters farts.

Sure, they stink REALLY BAD, but do you have any idea how much fun it is to watch this sweet, beautiful little girl rip 'em like she just don't care?

It's even funnier when we rip 'em together. In unison.

I love that I have a little partner in crime in the gas department.

What I do NOT love is when she rips them in public, stinking up the general area where I am standing with her stroller and people think it was ME. I've thought about pointing at her and saying "DON'T BLAME ME, IT WAS HER!" But seriously? How horrible would I look trying to pin the stank on my almost 3 month old infant daughter? So I just smile and let the public believe I have no manners and had some bad mexican the night before.

That's what a good mother does.

Posted by Y at October 29, 2004 06:13 PM

Comments

Do you ever rip 'em together, in public? That would be cool.

(get the boys to join in, you could have a marching band)

Posted by: ben at October 29, 2004 10:49 PM

see, that's how it should be....natural fart ripping like Gabby. I wish we all (including me) weren't so snobby about that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Sara at October 29, 2004 11:49 PM

Seriously, Cae farts and it's so loud I usually think it's my Dad. hehe.

Babies rule. And I hate mean people too, screw em right up the arse I say.

Posted by: Stacey at October 30, 2004 01:04 AM

Looking at the pictures, I'm suddenly kinda relieved your blog isn't scratch-n-sniff...

Posted by: ben at October 30, 2004 02:10 AM

My (now 25 year old) nephew proceeded to rip 'em AND fill his diaper while I held him to be baptized. I recall the minister just kind of chuckling about it. Talk about embarrassing...

Mean people suck the life out of everything :(

Posted by: dana michelle at October 30, 2004 02:10 AM

HA HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BOBBI at October 30, 2004 03:25 AM

My neice (who is almost two) has what I now call "the turd alert."

She will wet her diaper, fart, or poo and say "I stiiiiiiiink!"

She will say "I poot" or "I burp"

Posted by: ginger at October 30, 2004 04:52 AM

You had some bad Mexican, you floozy. :)

Posted by: sarcastic journalist at October 30, 2004 04:35 PM

You are such a good mom. :)

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at October 30, 2004 06:20 PM

OK, I don't even remember exactly how I found you, Y, but you may just be my new favorite blog. Thank you for the hysterical afternoon laughter on an otherwise slow day.

Posted by: Michelle at October 30, 2004 08:54 PM

This happened to me once upon a long time ago. Nobody would believe that a baby could fart that loud and I had to suffer the embarrassment. Too funny!

Posted by: Joe at October 30, 2004 10:03 PM

You are such a good mama.

Posted by: Rori at October 31, 2004 07:16 AM

Hahahahaa! :)) You're a good mom.

Posted by: Sweety at October 31, 2004 07:18 PM

why don't you just admit that your baby doesn't have gas, and you're just a fart machine?

Posted by: mikey at November 2, 2004 06:07 PM