Anyone who has met me will tell you that I am an "excessive hugger". I can't help myself. I love to hug people. I love hugging so much I lose control of my arms the second I see someone I love and the squeezing begins. I don't know when to end the hug once I start the hug because it FEELS SO GOOD. What can I say, I fucking LOVE HUGS. Unless we're talking about virtual *(*(*(HUGS)*)*)* because I DON'T fucking love those.
So, why I am telling you about my hugging fetish this morning? Could it be because I hugged on a celebrity over the weekend and I wanted to brag about it?
It most certainly could be.
AND IT IS.
Saturday night Tony and I had our first night out since Gabby was born. We went to the Improv to see Todd Glass. I fell in L-O-V-E with Mr.Glass after watching Last Comic Standing and I wanted to see him live. The show was sold out (the head liner was Pablo Fransico, who I thought SUCKED BADLY) so we waited in line for a long time. I had to take a leak so as soon as we got our seats, I went to go to the bathroom. Well, guess who was in the lobby? Todd Glass, that's who. The man is a giant, adorable teddy bear (even if he does look like the love child of Mel Gibson and Fred Flinstone) and my overwhelming need to hug him took control of my body. I went up to him, wrapped my arms around his manly waist and said "I LOVE TODD GLASS!!!" He's so cool, he didn't even FREAK OUT! He asked me what my name was, so I told him. He hugged me back and started to say "I LOVE YVONNE" and there we stood, hugging each other, telling each other that we loved each other. I didn't want to let go because a)it was hilarious b) he felt really good (I love to hug big men, same way I love hugging girls with big boobs, just ask Skits). We talked for a while WHILE HUGGING. We finally ended the hug and he said "who would have thought we'd have this moment" which MADE ME WANT TO HUG HIM AGAIN... So I DID!
When I told Tony, he was like "Oh God, Yvonne, you just can't control yourself, can you?"
No, I can't. I was born this way.
I love the man even more after seeing him perform live. The man is HILARIOUS, people. I swear to God, I haven't laughed that hard... EVER at a comedy show. If he's ever doing a show in your area? GO SEE THE MAN. You will laugh your ass off, I promise you.
Consider yourself warned, if we ever meet, I PROMISE YOU, I will run to you and wrap my arms tightly around you and I probably won't ever let go, especially if you have big boobs.
Awwww yeah...