Blog awards are upon us.
Thus began the bitching, moaning and whining. And the conspiracy theories. IT'S FIXED! IT'S RIGGED!
I've got an idea, people.
STOP TAKING BLOGS SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY.
It's a BLOG.
There are thousands of blogs on the web. Anyone who wants one can have one. Why must people get all "Celebrity" about it. Like, "Oh my God, my blog is way better looking then her blog and I'm WAY MORE POPULAR!"
I love my blog, I freely admit that, but I also recognize it's JUST A FUCKING WEBSITE. Why in the hell do people get so carried away with the bullshit?
You have a blog. So do I. So do a LOT OF PEOPLE. Who cares if you get an award or not? I mean, if people like what you write, people will read it, whether you get an award or not.
Right?
IT'S A WEBSITE. That's all. And the awards, while I'm sure it's nice to be nominated and all, they are just awards!.
I once came in SECOND on the "sexiest blogger" poll.
DOES THAT MEAN I'M REALLY THE SECOND SEXIEST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD? Does that mean I am SEXIER THAN YOU? It's a poll, people.
It's stupid. I mean, I'm sure it's great to be nominated, we all love to be recognized for our work and if you WERE nominated, CONGRATULATIONS! (Seriously) but people fucking ruin it for me with their fucking attitudes and bitching and JUVINILE behavior.
I mean you want to bitch about it on your blog, fine! I was going to bitch about the fact all of the nominees are fucking political blogs, but I didn't because it's a waste of time. I understand griping about it, but OH MY GOD, I was reading the comments in the "best design" category and I can't believe how childish people are acting over a stupid "blog award."
If people didn't take it so damn seriously, then it would be fun! It would be neat! But Noooooooooooo, people have to get all psychotic.
This makes me so sick that I want to puke all over the entire world wide web.
Can't we all just grow up? Please, I beg you and you should listen to me because I'M THE SECOND SEXIEST FEMALE BLOGGER! Respect my sexiness.
Thank you.
(Seriously? I'm not trying to rain on the parade of the people nominated, I think it's great that people are recognized for their work, I'm speaking to the people who have to get all RIDICULOUS about the whole thing and cause all kinds of drama over a blog award. AHHHHH!)
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