I need to thank Sara for trying to help me out in my time of feeling pissy and angry at the world by sending me a picture of Mr.Eric Nies. You may know him from the first ever Real World. Or, you may know him from the current season of the Real World/Road Rules battle of the sexes. OR, just MAYBE you know him from "The Grind" workout video. Then there's the horrific thought that you might not have ANY FREAKING CLUE who he is. That would be sad for you.
Sad because, I can't think of another man in the world who is hot AND yet, so totally mockable. Nothing like a fine guy you can laugh at while dreaming of flicking his nipples at the same time. Who cares if he's almost 50 and he's still doing things like shooting MUCH YOUNGER people with paint ball guns to try to win prizes? Who cares if, like Mariah Carey, he "can't let go?" NOT ME, he's hot. And? HE DOES THE GRIND, PEOPLE.
If you don't know The Nies, might I suggest that you take the time to get to know him? Research The Nies, educate yourself about The Nies, try to understand The Nies. That way, we can laugh at him and drool over him together.
How can I ever repay Sara for a)sending me the picture and b) understanding where I'm coming from when I talk about how Eric makes everything better.
Ok, not everything, but almost everything.
Laughing to tears over here. Oh thank you for spreading the Nies joy. Hurts so good.