Apparently, it's "not cool" to wake your boys up by singing "Goodship Lollipop" while pretending you know how to tap dance. Infact, it's "annoying" and "stupid" and they'll want you to "GET OUT!" of their room.
Also? If the "the tooth fairy" forgets slip a five dollah bill under the pillow of a 7 year old who lost a tooth? They suddenly don't believe in the toothfairy. They suddenly think "Hmmmm, maybe it's because the tooth fairy doesn't exist and someone forgot to go to the ATM to get cash out." And no matter HOW HARD you try, how good you lie, they have lost faith and they KNOW it's you. Especially when they find an empty bag of M&M's on the couch.
Do I even NEED to tell you what an ass of a mother I feel like this morning? But, it's ok, really, because I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time.
Bwahahaha!
We almost forgot that our six year old (seven in three days) had lost his tooth. Luckily, during the night he had migrated from his bed to ours, so when I remembered it was easy for my wife to slip in and put the money where it should be.
But he only made $3. I heard that the cost of living in California was higher than here...