you can fart bubbles?!

is that not normal?

You just have extra strength farts with coating I think. Or maybe just really tight pants. I'm jealous.

LOL, Maybe it has to do with having a big butt,I am ashamed to admit that I know what you are taking about! One of those special things only us plus size beauties can enjoy lol!

hahahaaaaa

My ass is so big, smothers the farts and they have to fight to get out. hahahha

ohmygod..and when they get caught for a while and you forget..then...pop! You're like hehehehe

I think just me is right..one of those special things.

HAHAHA Too fuckin funny

I hate when they go forward instead of backward.

Damn, y'all are cracking me up.

They can go forward?

That's why you've got to spread the cheeks, man! Spread...the cheeks.

So, are you suggesting I squat before I rip one?

HAAAAAAAAHAA

"Spread the cheeks, man"

I'm going to be laughing about that for the next month. At LEAST.

"farts with coating". hahahahahaha

all this talk of fart bubbles has me picturing someone shitting in a bottle of Mr. Bubble and then shaking it up a bit.

you know what i hate? when you KNOW you have to fart, so you go to the bathroom, and you shit, but somehow, the shit squeezed its way past the fart... so you're all done, but you still have to fart. and you don't want to squeeze it out, because you feel like your entire digestive tract might get squeezed out, too.

wait, i don't hate that. because it's never happened to me. no, siree.

waaaaaitasecond. i just saw the title of this post. how the hell is your coated fart bubble my fault?

and sara? i think you're onto something there. "coated fart bubble" should become some kind of popular insult soon.

dude, it's your fault that I'm talking about it. Remember, you've freed me.

You wanna know whats even worse? When it goes up the front not the back! Now tell me that doesn't tickle! :)

Dude... I taught my mom and boyfriend the joys of cheek spreading. They've been thanking me ever since :D

It's up to you if you want to squat.

Oh man, this is going to make me laugh all day.

I love those. It is like an extra surprise at the end.

I do those when I'm at my desk at school (with no students of course)

i feel like i'm missing out. i can't fart bubbles!

Sometimes I'm embarassed to fart in my boyfriend's bathroom for fear he'll hear me(lame I know) because his bathroom is so echoey. I spread my cheeks and somehow it's silent. I think the cheeks make farts noisy.

Ok, I'm just gonna come right out and ask it.

Do you actually grab the cheeks and spread them?

Yep.

I'm afraid if I spread my cheeks something else would come out!! He He...

I am far too shy to admit that this ever happens to me...

HA! I've had bubble farts.

Cheek spreading must be a Steph thing. Eh, Steph? Mwuahaha.

Sometimes I grab 'em. This is going to bite me in the ass someday, I know it...

I concur

my favorites are the ones that come up the front side, so it sounds like you're queefing.

I hardly fart (and when I do they're puny tiny insignificant ones)
I hardly shit (about once in 2-3 days)
Lord help me, I'm missing out on so much.