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January 14, 2005

"Thanks, I got it at Mervyns"

I woke up looking like a freak of nature. I'm horrified and not quite sure how to fix this...

MY LEFT TIT GREW TWICE THE SIZE OF MY RIGHT ONE OVER NIGHT!

I thought if I fed Gabby on that side, it would eleviate it and help balance that shit out, but NO! It's still totally bigger and you can see it when I put clothes on.

And Ethan has basketball practice today so I HAVE to go out in public.

I suppose I could stuff the other side with something for now, but if this doesn't correct itself, I seriously am going to freak the fuck out.

(In case you were wondering about the shirt I'm sporting in that totally HOT self portrait? read this.)

Posted by Y at January 14, 2005 11:32 AM

Comments

I'm sorry about the issue that you're having, and have no answers for you... but my hell woman, your graphic had me on the floor!

PS- I've been lurking for quite a while and love your blog and think your baby is the most adorable thing I've ever seen!

Posted by: RisibleGirl at January 14, 2005 12:27 PM

I think Ben and Jerry's will help.

Posted by: ben at January 14, 2005 01:23 PM

I'm with Ben. Definately Ben & Jerry's. Good luck with your... ehm issues.

Posted by: Sweety at January 14, 2005 02:58 PM

OMG! I am laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my face. That is messed up! :D

Posted by: kimberly at January 14, 2005 03:37 PM

That's the worst. The shirt always looks way weird too.

Posted by: Stacey at January 14, 2005 04:15 PM

Smile. It distracts people.

Posted by: Chelle at January 14, 2005 04:53 PM

Well if that's the worst thing that happens to you, you are doing good! ;)
Don't worry about it, they will even out!

Posted by: Chana at January 14, 2005 07:21 PM

I think wearing a really big sweatshirt will distract people from the...problem...

Posted by: Mandy at January 14, 2005 10:13 PM

Dude, c'mon -- a post like this one absolutely requires a photo!

Posted by: gojou at January 14, 2005 11:05 PM

Such is the story of my life. :\
Eva prefers the right boob, so it's a bit bigger than the left. :\
Hope everything's evened itself out!!

Posted by: Rachael & Eva at January 15, 2005 01:32 AM

My god, I adore this Jay Mohr Layout.

*licks the screen*

Posted by: Rori at January 15, 2005 03:09 AM

I hope you're less lop-sided tomorrow!

Posted by: :: jozjozjoz :: at January 15, 2005 10:28 PM

Don't worry, guys have a similar problem. Fortunately, it's not nearly so significant. Besides, who really cares if one testicle hangs lower than the other? Right?

Posted by: keith at January 18, 2005 05:45 AM

Girl! I found you another t-shirt that you must have! ;)

Posted by: Firebrand at January 18, 2005 06:42 PM