I have an excuse!

I've been in jail for "touching it in public." She had the nerve to press charges!

OOOOH the drama.

We noticed, I just figured you were busy with the family doing fun things over the holiday weekend or you were like me and dealing with sick kids and barely had time to breathe.

i was unconcious for the last two days... yeah, that's my excuse.

I have no excuse. If I had known I was missing out on gems like "Touching it in public" I would have been here! That made me pee my pants. Also not good to do in public.

Uh... uh... excuse... um... hrm.... oh!

I usually lurk anyway, so I was really worried! I just couldn't come out and SAY so... its like a socializing disorder! yeah!

No no! wait! I was abducted by aliens! Dude. Two words. Anal probe. [three - ow.]

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I've been lurking but then you recently said blogging isn't important so i just took it as a snub.

Here's my confession:

I have gotten myself addicted to so many blogs (people's lives) that I am actually GLAD when people don't post every day. Because I would read them, or try to. So when people don't post every day I don't have as much reading to do.

Sigh. I'm a sad, sad addict. It's better than heroin, it is.

Just don't go not posting for a whole week because then we WOULD get all worried.

I'm still reeling from the belly-rubbing post. ..

Sarcastic Journalist... are you being sarcastic?

And really? I said blogging wasn't important? Hm, that must have been the ONE DAY I smoked crack.

I noticed! I look over at the livebookmark courtesy of RSS, and think "Damned woman, doesn't she realize i'm working on the weekend and need cute-baby, farting, and breast-story distractions?"

I just figured you were out having fun with the kids, drinking lattes, and living that exorbitant not-chained-to-the-computer lifestyle that I so envy. :)

So what the heck were you doing, and why'd you torment me so?

(psst, sara, that's exactly what I was doing, but I just love getting dramatic from time to time here because sometimes? I need to think there are people out there who just can't live without me.)

I noticed too, but was thinking that you were all into your Dr. Phil book and doing "you" stuff, which made me think "I (totally) CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YVONNE. I'm trying not to expect it, but I need some unexpected joy".

we can't

I noticed, I figured you were busy with sumthin'.

:D

*cannot decide whether or not its wise to admit that I have checked ATLEAST twice a day to see if you have posted*....I've been keeping myself distracted from your LACK of posts by reading back entries of Dooce :)

*waves*

Nice to see you back! :)

and it's been a long, painful, joyless two days.

I care.

I assumed you were busy touching yourself in public again....

*leans back*

I didn't notice because I had taken a holiday weekend. Now I'm back to blogrolling again.

I haven't posted in forever! I haven't read your page in as log. Sorry, I seriously had to take a break from the land of blog on all fronts. I got blog burnout, a real bad case of it. I'll slowly make my way back. I hope special sauce is doing well!!!!

um, I have been packing and planning a drive cross country move, with three kids. Freaking driving. Moving from sunny warm CA to freaking freezing Boston! I so wish I had a lap top. I would just keep refreshing every time I stopped to pee, and leave you lots and lots of comments! But it looks like it might be a couple of weeks before I even get to get email after this comment. I can't do it. I will go into withdrawals with out seeing that cute angel baby on your blog everyday!

Man, I was afraid you were out living LIFE! I was afraid I'd seem pathetic for asking, cuz I don't have one!!! :(

Okay...don't go, please don't ever leave us again. Write every day, twice a day....maybe even three times a day.

Of course we missed you!

OK, this is how addicted I am. It's 5:15 AM. I signed my kids out of school yesterday. I don't need to be up for two more hours to finish packing. I couldn't sleep. My computer is going to be unplugged this morning. I will not be able to read a blog for almost two weeks! Someone needs to start a Blogaholics meeting. Hey we could start a blog about it! Ya, sounds good to me! LOL. Take care and blog away so I have lots to catch up on when I finally get to sign on again! And I can't get into my gmail account for some reason. Dang it.

Yes, I missed you. And I kept checking to see if you had posted! You have made the lean list of "best blogs" under my Favorites tab. There are only seven of those, and two are people I know in real life, so they don't really count.

what is sarcasm?

Hey Y, sorry I haven't checked in, my kids are sick, I spent the whole day at the emergency room. They both had to have their chests x rayed because they can't breathe. Then when I got home the man was on his high horse and would let me use the computer, then I got the period from hell, I even passed out from the pain and blood loss. :) I noticed you were gone, I just never got around to emailing you. If you stopped blogging, my life wouldn't go on. Who would I read while I drank my morning coffee? Who's stories would I laugh at until I peed a little? Where would I get all my Christmas wrapping paper? and mostly who would I learn about stuffing enchiladas from??

are you whining and being dramatic? of course we noticed. remember, when you changed domains? how many people wanted the new information within like 12 hours? many.. but it's good you got around to updating today, may i say drama queen?

Shit, girl, it's been a whole day since you posted! What's up? YO!

(and Lessa needs to tell us how we can find out more about the anal aliens. Seriously.)

I noticed! And I missed you!

I never comment, so I didn't want to freak you out!

But, I missed you and I'm glad you're back and blogging!

"are you whining and being dramatic?"

Isn't that obvious? But, like, I was J-O-K-I-N-G.

Get it?

Get it?

let's just say i DID read the title. and i DID think the post was funny, miss drama queen ;o) (smiley, so you know i'm joking) ;o))