And I aint talkin about the kind you play baseball with
My daughter will be SIX MONTHS OLD in seven days and there are STILL times where I open her diaper and am SHOCKED to not find a pair of balls staring me in the face.
I just want you to know that Matt has been bitching and moaning for the past FOUR HOURS! I have a huge headache and I need to jump off of something--perferably really high up off of the ground. AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I should have known better than to think you were about to write something touching about your daughter being six months. Instead I get slapped in the face with balls. LOL. That's probably not half as funny as I think it is at this exhausted moment in my life. Sorry.
HILARIOUS. Thanks for the laugh. And I LOVE the picture at the top of the page!!!
Jen
Posted by: Jen_Jake'smom at January 28, 2005 10:30 AM
After raising (er still raising) 4 daughters, I'm shocked each time I change the diapers of my twin grandsons.
But if that shocks you, y, just wait until the day you take her pic (she'll be about 11 or 12) and you'll look at the image and realize she's just sprouted overnight a nice pair of beginning titties.
My name is Y, but you can call me "Jesse's girl." I am an Aerobic Dancer and have mastered many moves, but the one I am the most proud of is "The Monkey." I have three kids. ALL FROM THE SAME DAD (Because, did you know someone actually asked me that question?) A 16 year old son, a 12 year old son and a 4 year old daughter who was not planned but who is loved more than words could ever express. I am addicted to Starbucks, reality TV and to getting really good deals through coupons and "club member" savings (Please, respect The Costco Card.) I am extremely competive and if you don't believe me, just ask my husband about the time I sold him out to win a game of Taboo. If you're waiting for the part where I speak of my love for walks on the beach or slow dancing in the rain, you're going to be disappointed because my idea of a good time usually involves things like "burping contests" and "doing The Worm".
Or a bat, for that matter :)