Joy Unexpected | Marvel at the Dullness!

March 06, 2005

You do the math.

Celebrating by jumping up and down in the middle of the basketball court after your son wins his second playoff game in one day + 42 E cup boobs + a nursing bra that snaps open in the front =

a) Whomp! There it is!
b) Humiliation.
c) Like, WOAH.
d) The most embarassing moment of my life.
e) Tittysmack to the face.
f) For the love of God, cover the children's eyes!
g) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

Posted by Y at March 6, 2005 12:44 PM

Comments

Oh my God! Oh my God!!!

Posted by: leel at March 6, 2005 01:37 PM

You know, I'm really really sorry that had to happen to you, but on the other hand, it will make me giggle all day. I may have to use the phrase "tittysmack to the face" in conversation with Hubby, just to see if he's listening.

Posted by: Tammy at March 6, 2005 02:02 PM

Oh no! ROFLMAO!

Posted by: Jen at March 6, 2005 02:56 PM

hahahaha! that's funny. This morning I started a new "I'm going to workout now" phase, and my boobs couldn't make it through the whole thing. Damn things kept jumping up in my face.

Posted by: NinaKaye at March 6, 2005 03:05 PM

you know you liked it.

Posted by: Sarcastic Journalist at March 6, 2005 05:19 PM

Where are the pictures?? :) hee hee

Posted by: angie at March 6, 2005 05:58 PM

The day will come when you will look back on this and laugh. It might take that day a while to come, though. Then again, you might start laughing tomorrow.

Posted by: Mamacita at March 6, 2005 08:03 PM

it's ok! I laughed 5 minutes after it happened. Because, come on! It was funny.

Posted by: Y at March 6, 2005 08:08 PM

and just a hint... it's totally NOT all of the above.

Posted by: Y at March 6, 2005 08:10 PM

and I thought my 38DD's were bad.

I went to 2 playoff games today, too... Is he done, or are there more games to go? We have the final games next weekend for my niece. My daughter is out of it (they played each other).

Posted by: kristal at March 6, 2005 08:14 PM

h) something I, at 32B, will probably never get to experience, unless my boobs grow at a gigantic rate when I have a baby :o(

Posted by: Mellissa at March 6, 2005 08:15 PM

Sorry! But my 34DDDs ( I think that's an F in US language ) and I are laughing because we understand! Giggle

Posted by: shy me at March 6, 2005 08:22 PM

Ooops!

-H

Posted by: Hed at March 6, 2005 11:28 PM

I have this new digital camera that also takes movies and I so wish I had been there.

Whomp! There it is...

Posted by: ben at March 7, 2005 07:11 AM

Geebus, can you give us a warning next time you use the phrase, tittysmack to the face? I choked on my water and spit it out all over my TPS reports. Crack my shit up...

Posted by: dazed at March 7, 2005 01:05 PM

Oh no!!!! Oh, girl, I am so so sorry.

Posted by: chasmyn at March 8, 2005 12:30 AM

Got Milk? lol

Posted by: Sandee at March 8, 2005 06:22 AM

That is sooooo funny. I'm still laughing, because I can relate to the "tittysmack in the face". Ever had a "tittyclap"? It's just as bad, if not worse. Because if anyone missed seeing it, they had the opportunity to "hear" it.

Posted by: exoticagypsygurl at March 11, 2005 03:59 PM