That Oprah is just so ka-raaaazy.
Did you know she doesn't call Salmon "Salmon"? Oh no, she is too ka-raaaaazy to call it by it's proper name.
She calls it her "Sammy".
GET IT!? Because she eats it so often, she calls it by "name"!?!
May 03, 2005
My hateth multiplyith
Posted by Y at May 3, 2005 04:01 PM
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Posted by: MollieBee at May 3, 2005 04:34 PM
I just finished watching today's Oprah, perhaps we could have learned even more if she would stop talking over her guests and stop repeating the fact that she calls her Salmon "Sammy." Enough already woman! It was funny the first time, not the next 10 times she mentioned it!
Posted by: Ali at May 3, 2005 05:41 PM
I feel guilty because the first thing I though of was
"Sammy is NOT the nickname for Salmon. It should be Sally."
*blushes*
Am I turning into a weirdo?
Posted by: ginger at May 3, 2005 06:53 PM
i wish there was oprah here in germany. i miss her cheese when i'm not there.
i just hate her a little bit because she lost weight and is in shape now thanks to all thshe has the money to pay for. and then she makes it sound like it's SO EASY to loose weight and be happy and in shape and all. uargh. well, i'm prettier than her and money can't change that ;o)
Posted by: kim at May 4, 2005 01:26 AM
I thought I was the only one that dared to say she hates Oprah. I think we're a secret society. lol.
Posted by: Paula at May 4, 2005 08:46 AM
dude. who names their food?
Posted by: mikey at May 4, 2005 11:22 AM
As much as I have the love for Oprah, it's that kind of shit that will potentially annoy me about her. Like how she sing songs what she says and waits for everyone to laugh. But my love still flows deepa and wide.
Posted by: Sara at May 7, 2005 09:18 PM
the bitch is starting to believe her own hype... every time she loses weight, I think she loses some brain cells too.
Posted by: Snidget at May 11, 2005 05:10 PM
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I have a confession.
I have never watched Oprah.
I feel so much better now!