Hey, I still click your link every day! You do not suck!

Oh wait, I'm supposed to be a troll. Waaah. I can't even be a troll. I'm too nice. Dammit! (taking my lameness away now.)

Hey...you may feel like you've LOST readers, but you've recently PICKED me up, so there....

I love your writing...your honest style...your love for your kids...your self sacrifice....

I recently had a surprise of my own...who is now 10.5 months old and WALKING...*wow*...so I love and identify with your utter awe that you even have a new baby in your life!

troll...nah...I can't be...I'm just a nice chick in the midwest.

No, you don't HAVE to be a troll. That was just a gimmick to get comments.

I have no problem admitting that.

A girl or a boy? Yours is just a little older than mine. And yeah, there's something really special about them because THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

YOu know what I mean?

I think your blog and the lakers have a lot in common. In both cases they are going down that slippery slope and have even "Jump the Shark".

/counting down the days till this becomes only a photoblog.
// counting down the days till you change blog names again.

Feel Better?

oh SNAPS. I was WAITING for the day someone brought the lakers up.

Good one.

oh and "john"? I think this turned into a photoblog about 9 months ago.

I read every day and don't comment, so THERE!

Also, could you try to get some footage of Gabby yelling at the TV? Even just the look she has on her face in that second picture makes me want to see the whole scene in action. I wonder what she thinks she's telling it to do?

Noticed I said "only". You still shared with us more then just pictures.

As far as the lakers goes I wouldnt worry. They may improve their fortunes soon with Jackson coming back. The blog on the other hand...

Yeah, there aint no "jackson" to save this blog. But I'm not getting paid 298359 million dollars to do this, so, I can totally afford to suck.

Girl, I wish I sucked as bad as you (LOL). You SOOOO DO NOT SUCK!!! Your blog is amazing, the pics, the entries, everything!!!!! You rock!

i *never*comment here...

...but let me tell you one thing: you don't suck, missy!

k? :P

You do not suck. You have a family. Stop. Enough, already with the 'I suck'-age. Your blog cracks me up and makes me want to have a family. And keep up w/the therapist. I'm 3.5 yrs on the couch and I'm so much better for it.

Awwwwwww look at her. How could you resist chasing that cute little girl. She is absolutely adorable. Pretty little girl. I remember when my daughter first started crawling. God that was an amazing but stressful time for me. She was into EVERYTHING! LOL. Anyhow Y, I sent you an email. Later girlie. Much love and respect.

I LOVE chasing her around. What I do NOT love is having to scoop things out of her mouth so she doesn't choke to death. Where she finds these things? I have no idea, but OH MY GOD, how she finds them!

At least you have something to decline from. I never went up! hehe

Speaking of the Lakers (I know I saw that up there somewhere)...go see my latest post.

/shameless attempt to get people to visit me.

The problem with this blog is that you're too busy playing with your armpit hair than to write worth a shit.

Get off my internet.

Also? The stuff in the mouth? I've given up. As long as she can't choke, I let her have at it.

Also? I'm not going to say how much I love talking to you, how much you cheer me up, make me laugh. Because I think you smell bad.

Alsoooo? I'm not sad about my phone plan changing because I totally hate talking to you.

You smell like poop.

Y, I read your blog everyday whenever I can and you do not sux, you're like the funniest one blogging out there now and guess what? I got my friend reading your blog religiously like me too :) And Gabby? She's soooooo cute! How can I not come here everyday to check on her cuteness!

Sometimes I don't comment coz I was too busy or too sleepy, sometimes I do :)

Dude, I check your blog twice a day while I'm at work. Please don't think you suck, I'm never not entertained. Not to mention your daughter has the best smile!! It's hilarious! so cute!

So keep it up.

awww she's so cute! she's a Leo isn't she? All us Leos KNOW we're hot! lol

I know what you mean about not having time to comment. I read here almost every day. Actually, I come to gaze at the wonderfulness that is Gabby. Anytime you want to trade that little girl, I have a Boy Terror I am letting go for a good price!!

Your blog is still my favorite!! Plus I love seeing pictures of your cute family and California. I love California but my ENTIRE family won't there. Boo Hoo!

I read, don't always comment.

We have a lot in common, expecially in the body image department. UGH.

I also happen to have adorable twins- boy/girl. AND my little girl has the exact same outfit as Gabby.

Does Gabby pull the little bloomers off and then rip the diaper off? Not yet? You wait. Your day is coming! I hope. I don't want to be alone in the diaper removing child arena. HAHA

you don't suck.

And I don't care if you don't write for days, as long as you don't leave forever. Besides, I understand. :)

We've lost our coffee table, and are about to lose another and the gates are up now. DUDE, I'M SO TIRED.

And you really don't suck.

Actually, Y. I took an internet vote and everyone said that your TV is too big and that you have nice floors and you're probably busy polishing all your fancy silverware.

Don't lie.

I hate the big tittie mama blog

You rock Y! Don't be silly, we're all still out here loving your writings.

I love the picture of gabby cracking up at herself! Doesn't she look like she is slapping the floor and saying "Ha! I kill me!"

I tried to be a troll to SJ since she wrote and badmouthed small dogs. Grrrr. But I love her writings, so I laugh and I forgive her : )

H- I only badmouth small dogs in outfits in public places.

Small doggies are cute. I used to have one. But I did not dress him up.

And? Don't troll me, troll Y. She WANTS to be trolled!

SJ... you seem to enjoy trolling this site.

Are you jealous because Y is a big titty mama and yours aren't as big as hers now?

Admit it , you are.

I did dress my dogs up in red sox uniforms for halloween last year. But um, then they won. I think it was totally the doggie costumes.

And Y, big titties suck. Small flat chested girls are totally the new thing.

See? troll troll troll.

I'm another 'always-reader' but 'not-always commenter'. Time, lame-ass sucky comments, inferiority complex, they all get in the way.

Keep on sucking Y, cos if this sucks then I'm a suckee ;)

Ok.. I wanted to tell you that you totally don't suck but I think I'm not allowed, so I'll just troll instead and say
OMG U R teh ... uh... ( this trolling thing is hard ) U suXSSSSSSS and uh... um.. yeah.

OK. I suck at trolling.

I don't need no big titties because they flop. My titties are big enough and I had porn sites linking to them, biznitch.

Do you have porn people rating your titties?

No. Because you look like Matlock.

shy me, I think what you're trying to say is:

OMG UR TEH SUX0rS!!!!!11111oneoneone\\\\PWNAGE!1111111

Hey Yvonne, I just wanted to let you know I have a craving for buffalo chicken & blue cheese dip now.

And there's no where around here that makes good buffalo chicken. BOOOOO.

Your gimmick worked, look at all the great comments! Like everyone else, I read you all the time but hardly ever comment. I read you site because you're funny, honest, and you make me feel better when I'm having a rough day. Wow, that was deep.

I guess I'm the dumbass of the day because I don't get what this trolling thing is.

trolling is when you go to someone's site and just say something mean and hateful because you are an idiot.

A lot of things can count as trolling but are not limited to saying "stupid SUV driving republican" or "fat whale" or "Dumb ass idiot."

Okay shit. keep forgetting to change my name back.

Does that mean that it's OK for us to tell you that you don't suck? Because you totally don't.

I suck because I don't have the time to read you every day like I used to. I still come back here and read all the back-posts I missed until I get caught up again, though. But then I don't post cuz it's too far after the fact.

I found you when I was unemployed and I used to check back several times a day in the hopes that you might have written something new. Your humor helped me get through a long, anxious time.

Now, I can't get enough of your cheese. I always enjoy seeing pictures of your gorgeous kids and reading about their escapades. You do have an amazing family.

I've also enjoyed reading your personal journey of discovery. I struggle with the self esteem thing too, so we are sisters under the skin. You have truly come so far. Don't ever lose sight of that.

I promise that I will post more if you promise to stop saying that you suck. Deal? ;-p

Like many others I read you faithfully every day and worry when you don't post for a while!

I'm having the same problem. No on told me that getting laid would make me so boring.

honey, i haven't had time to go around commenting either. school, work, family life - they keep me busy.

i still love you, even if i'm not around as much. :*

I read this here blogger every darn day. I jus don be commenting cuz everyon allready dun said everthing I wuz gon' say.

You rule, I would'nt know what to do with a daily read of Y.

oMg yU aLl SuCk FuR coMnTTiNg oN diZ siTeE lYkE WoAh.

StUpIdSSZz.

yr babe is so kut. u have gr8 tits and ass. U R so kool and stuff.

I'm not good at being a troll.

You are a daily read..I wouldn't know what to do without your goofy Gabby posts..or something about your boys...or your husband. Love, you do not suck...your life is just different than before. You wanna see suckage on a blog...go visit mine! :)

Gabby pictures are the bestest!

Miss you!!!

I was actually feeling sad about the decline of this blog. I notice less people are commenting and reading.

dude. you get more comments than we get in a YEAR. :-P

p.s. you suck (mmhmm. that's what he said). ;-)

It's not that I'm complaining, trust me, it's that I just noticed a decline. I'm not all "No one comments anymore!" because that's not true.

I just meant, well, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I MEANT.

I am number 50 so shut up. ;)

Oy. I have been reading but not commenting because my (*#&$(#* lovely children have been sick for a month and they must be held, leaving me a sole free finger to type with.

Y, I admire your ability to riff on just about anything and have it be both funny and poignent. I can't troll you (or anyone) because my trash-talking skillz are weak. Perhaps it's time for another visit to asksnoop.com for me.

You don't suck!
Sorry I can't comment more. It's because I have nothing interesting to say, because I suck. There. See. You're not the only one with a screwed up self-image, take heart!

See, when we say that we love you and think you're hilarious, and then you say you suck, it's like if we were at the mall, and we said "I love that dress. I'm going to buy it because it'll make me look hot" and you said "Are you f'ing high?! That's the f'ing ugliest f'ing dress in the history of ugly f'ing dresses and it will make your huge f'ing ass look even f'ing huger!!"

Quit criticizing our taste. We know gorgeous and hilarious when we see it.

You r0xx0r!! Accept it. Er.. acc3p7 1t!11!11!!ONE1/1!

(p.s. I'd like to have Melly's problem)

#54 - woo! made it in the top 100! 4 real, y0!!!!!!

You don't suck :-)

I read your page every monday thru friday and sometimes on the weekend.
I do not troll (what ever that means)

And Y I am still waiting for a thank you card, yo!