Why, oh why am I always the last to know everything?
It only took me 33 years to figure out that "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and "The ABC Song" were THE SAME FREAKING SONG.
I figured it out while singing it to Gabby and I fuh-reaked out. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE TODAY?
I bet everyone in the world already knew that and once again, no one bothered to tell me.
Like Andrew said after I FINALLY decided I better tell him that the word was "figure" not "Thigger" because, well, it was so damn cute, but totally NOT cute when he turned 11..."Thanks for making me look schtupid all of these years."
Is there anything else you people are holding from me that you'd like to fess up and tell me?
For all I know, Mr and Mrs Huxtable weren't really married and we're really "just actors."
Yeah, right. Like THAT could even be true.







I won't tell you how long i thought it was "I don't have a famous idea" instead of "a faintest idea."
Yeah.