I have a confession.
I tivo'd The View.
If you knew how much I hate each and everyone of those women, you'd understand how badly it hurt to hit "record". I haven't watched them in YEARS, but last night, I saw a commercial that said Dr.Cruise was going to be on and I was like OH I HATE HIM SO I HAVE TO WATCH IT!
I just finished watching it and HOLY SHIT, it was worse than I had imagined it would be.
OH MY GOD.
Each of them kissed his ass profusely, as I expected they would, but WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE WOMEN? It was "katie" this and "katie" that and "you must work out a lot because look at your body". and "the movie was INCREDIBLE" and "GO GET KATIE WE WANT TO SEE HER BECAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD HASN'T HAD ENOUGH OF YOU BOTH YET SO GO GO OMG HERE SHE COMES EEEEEEEEEEEEE KATIE!"
I would love to "sit down" and "talk" with Mr.Cruise.
"Hey Tom, you recently made comments about Brooke Shields in which you judged her for the way she chose to treat her post partum depression. My question for you is.. When did you grow a vagina? Oh, you don't have a vagina? Seriously? You mean, you've never pushed a human being with a skull and bones out of your twat? REALLY? Then why don't you shut the fuck up about women's issues already? Or, better yet? Why don't you say it to my face, pretty boy? Tell me I was wrong to take medication to keep me from hurting myself YOU BIG STUD. SAY.IT.RIGHT.NOW."
Why is the media so damn nice to that man? Why do the WOMEN continue to kiss his ass? I think he could say "I beat my wimmins and make them chew my toenails" and the women on The View would be like "You're amazing, Tom! I'm jealous of Katie!"
Puke.
In other news, I got my hair "cut" today. Only, I chickened out because I've become completely attached to my long hair and only got a trim.
I love it though, it's so fresh and light and shiny and... people? I'M IN LOVE. That's right. I'm in love with my hair, because my hair is beautiful and compassionate, and my hair cares deeply about people.
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Ok, I had to add this because, while I LOVE the positivity and compliments, I'm totally NOT TEENY. Not even close to teeny. I still have a lot of weight to lose, and by a lot, I mean at least 50. I don't want to run into one of you one day whilst out getting coffee and having you be all "She LIED to us, she's NOT TEENY!!" So, in the tradition of keeping it real, here ya go...
p.s.This post was supposed to be about me making fun of The Asshole, not about the size of my ass, but since y'all brought it up, I had to set the record straight.
p.s.ssss.ss. I love you guys
I think Tom is finally saying "what the fuck."
I think he's held back for the last twenty years or so, and now we get to see who he really is.
That, or he could really use having his meds adjusted. Maybe a little of both.
Love the hair. Are you making a fist or holding back puke? W/R/T Tom, it could go either way.