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July 13, 2005
The children will cry.

My life is a series of dilemmas.

The Dilemma this hour?

I'm all out of Pepto and Ethan NEEDS him some Pepto (mmmmmm pepto) so I must go to The Market, which, no big deal, BUT... I don't have any clean underwear.

Normally, going to the store without undies would be no big deal, but all I have clean are these really thin sweatpants and it doesn't take a genius to figure out that thin sweat pants and Lumpy Ass Without Panties do not go well together.

Man, I feel sorry for the people who have to stand behind me in line.

Posted by Y at July 13, 2005 11:03 AM
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You go, girl!

Posted by: ben at July 13, 2005 11:24 AM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Lumpy ass!

Nobody cares about hail damage do they?

Posted by: Genuine at July 13, 2005 11:50 AM

no panties? Two words - Sun Dress.

Posted by: danelle at July 13, 2005 12:58 PM

Are you SURE that Ethan needs the Pepto or are you just jonesin' for the pink (again, that only SOUNDS dirty, people!)?

Posted by: buzz at July 13, 2005 02:22 PM
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