THe great thing about not being able to sleep at night for fear of dying because your heart races and you feel like you can't catch your breath is that you can totally drink a glass of wine to "relax" and not get judged because who would judge someone who can't sleep atnight if she wants a glass or 3 of wine?
Yeah, thats' what I thought.
The thing about nothaving drunketh of the wine in a long time is tahat one forgets how much one can have witouth "overdoing" it. You know what I'ms aying?
I think you do.
I don't understnad why more people don't be inviting me out do things with. Serioulsy. I am a Party On Two Legs, people. Let's take today for as an example, shallw e?
At lunch with my sister and our children, I thought I'd "scoot over" so Ethan could have a seat. I had Gabby in my arms and I thought "I have plenty of room, I'll just scoot on over" but I was so wrong because I actually was sitting at the end of the booth and had absolutely no room and my non chalant litlte scoot turned into me plopping straight on my ass WHILST HOLDING MY DAUGHTER IN FRONT OFTHE ENTIRE RESTAURANT. Let me draw you a picture since I haven't done that in a while. (but let me stop laughing first because MAN, was that funny!)
You get the idea, I think. How could you not with that perfect illustration?
And to think that there are people who DON'T wnat to be my friend or at least not admit to it by taking me out in public.
I was going through my photo colletion tonight beacuse what else is one going to do when they're afraid they'll die in their sleep because their heart races besides drink a glass or so of wine and look at pictures/?
Man, I really do have th e greatest photo collection.
Especially in the "self portrait" category.
Haaaaaa.haha.
Ok. DId my hair REALLY just "happen" to fallin front of my face, covering one eye, or was I, maybe, PERHAPS, trying to look sexy in my husbands striped shirt?
Hmmmm.
I think I'm going to put together a set on flickr called "trying to be sexy or just acting completely natural and totally not trying to be sexy at all?"
This would be my second entry in that post.
Trying to be sexy or just taking a picture of "my hat" and totally leaning over because I wanted you to see the hat, not becausei was trying to show a little cleavage and IT'S NOT MYFAULT IF I LOOK SO CUTE BENT OVER!?"
you decide.
Oh man, this could be so much fun. No wonder people make fun of me all the time! It's fun and easyto do! ha!
But seriously folks, no more wine for me.
Thank you and goodnight.
i really hope you got some sleep. not that you're not funny with lack of sleep and the wine, but i don't think that's good for you in a long term. ;o) you won't die, Y. not in your sleep or falling off benches. at 94 you'll have a website called reallyoldandsurprisedaboutit.com or something like that and be the funny Y we all love. so try and get some sleep. hope you're doing that right now