Thanks to Fiona and Flipp-ay I had the greatest night at the Improv and they know what I mean and why I owe it all to them.
Todd Glass, man. I'm kind of in love with him. I think you should all go to his website, email him and tell him how much I love him and maybe, just MAYBE if you do that? He'll kiss me on the cheek and let me take a picture of him whilst hugging him tightly.
Oh, wait. Nevermind. HE ALREADY DID THAT.
HAAAAA. Man, that was a good one.
No comedian has ever made me laugh the way He does. He's so spastic and random and SQUISHY and I just want to hug him and take a picture with him. Oh WAIT.
I DID!
Haaaa. But seriously folks.
Know who else was there? DO YOU? Gary Gulman, that's who. Man, is he hot. Hot and hilarious. And man, I am tempted to make everything a joke because I just got back from A COMEDY CLUB! I seriously hear applause after every line I write that I think is funny and it's cracking me up.
And that aint the "Sex on the stage" talking either. That's ALL me.
But seriously, folks. Gary Gulman.
The chick in the picture was funny. Too bad for her I only fall in love with a.k.a "stalk" male comedians so, I can't remember her name. She's cute though, isn't she? I didn't even notice til just now. Weird.
I'm going to mosey (MOSEY!) on down to my bed now, but before I do, I want to thank everyone for the emails asking about Gabby. She's doing much better, the x-rays came out clear (and, for the "record" when I saw her little heart in the x-ray? I cried. It was beautiful. ) and we're managing the symptoms with steriods and albuterol. It's awesome that you care.
Thank you and GOOD NIGHT!
p.s. there's a very good chance this post will be deleted and re-written in the morning. VERY GOOD chance.
Don't delete it. Looks like you had fun. I want to run my fingers through Gary Gulman's hair, even though I have no idea who he is.
Todd Glass is playing here in Vegas, but he's opening for David Spade. I only like David Spade in very small increments, so tell your comedy boyfriend that he needs to play his own show here. My venue of preference is The House of Blues at Mandalay Bay. Make it happen, baby. Hey, maybe he could play the HOB for the Ladies O' Blogging Drinking & Hanging Out Conference.