My husband is Mexican.
His mother is Mexican. His father (whoever in the hell HE is) was Mexican. The man was born in Mexico.
What I'm trying to say is that he is straight up, 100% PURE MEXICAN.
So, can someone please explain to me why he talks like a southern'r? PLEASE?
He love to fish. When he's going to go fishING, he says "I'ma take the boys Fish'n" And I'm like "you mean fish-ING" and he's all "Yeah, fish'n"
Same with huntING. "I'm going to get my HUH'tn license." I'm all "you mean HUNT-ING" and he's all "yeah, HUH'tn."
Some more examples.
Him : I'm 'unna take out a hunderd dollars
Me: you mean ONE HUNDRED?
Him: Yeah, a hundERD.
Him: I'm 'unna take a gander...
Me: you mean take a look at?
Him: Yeah, take a gander
ME: YOU ARE A MEXICAN FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD. MEXICANS DO NOT SAY "TAKE A GANDER"!
I bring this up now because the couple we went to the Improv with on Saturday night are from North Carolina. The husband? Has a very STRONG accent.
MY HUSBAND WAS IN HEAVEN. He let LOOSE with his fake accent and got totally KAH-RAAAAAZY with The Twang. It was so embarassing.
He was all "How was the Wed'n?" (wedding) "I loves me some Merle HaggERD" Then? He BROKE OUT INTO A TWANGY MERLE SONG IN THE RESTAURANT. (I hit him. I had to. He had to be stopped.)
Don't misunderstand me. I have nothing against southern accents. I just don't understand why my PURELY MEXICAN husband who had never lived in the south feels that he must talk with one.
Damn country music.







Maybe he's from South Mexico?
Bahahahahaha!
I crack me up :)