G-Unit FINALLY grew her upper teeth. And it's weird, because e'rr since she got those teeth? She's become violent.
You can see it in her smile. Look.
Her once toothless, sweet, innocent smile has been replaced with "yeah, I'm cute, but I'M ALSO PART GREMLIN AND WILL BITE YOUR FACE."
I have scratches all over my cheeks from where she has DUG HER NAILS in my face when she gets pissed off.
And when I tell her "No!"?
She shakes her finger at me and screams "NONONONE!"
Oh, how she LOVES to Shake that finger.
And Scratch faces.
clench her fists whilst grunting in anger.
I still love her like crazy, but she's scaring me a little bit.
Not only because she's taking a liking to inflicting pain and shaking her finger at me all day long, but? Because the girl has 29385985 toys, right?
(Which, by the way, have taken over my entire house. See those drawers? They were once filled with CD'S. Now? TOYS. And then there's the basket of toys in my room and in her room...)
See all of the toys? You think she'd want to sit down with mommy and play with them! but does she? OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T!
She wants to "rooooooom roooooooom", which, is G-Unit talk for "take me outside right now, open up the van and sit me ON THE STEERING WHEEL and turn it side to side whilst saying "vrrrooooom vrooooom"!
The HELL?
I thought having a girl meant we'd be playing with dolls and cuddling with stuffed animals? NOT RIDING ON STEERING WHEELS AND SCRATCHING EYEBALLS OUT.
Call me "crazy", but I blame The HUGE upper teeth, because I swear to The Lord that this "personality change" took place the day those suckers broke through the gums.







If she ever gets together with my daughter we'll have Electra Woman and Dyna Girl reborn. Or at least Xena and Gabrielle.
(Sidekick!)