I recently discovered my littlest brother's "rap group" at My Space.
What? I never mentioned my lil'lil' brother is a rappah? And that he has a "group"? And that he battles at freestyle competitions and wins? And that he once opened for Dialated Peoples?
I want to link to his site VERY BADLY just to be all "Yeah, that's MY little brother, HOW CUTE IS HE?!" But, at the same time, I don't want to link it because I am afraid the people who hate me will leave mean comments and NO ONE SAYS MEAN THINGS TO MY LITTLE BROTHER.
So, for now, I keep it to myself, but one day, I just might have to share because OH MY GOD... HIS FANS!
Yesterday me and my sister were on the phone with each other, looking at one chick whose screen name has "FaNnY" in it (Hell naw I am not telling you her actual screen name because you smartasses will google it just to find my little brother. I KNOW HOW YOU ARE) and let me tell you, there is a REASON her screen name is "fanny" and that would be because SHE WALKS AROUND WITH HER ASS ALL EXPOSED. Literally.
And as funny as it was to me and my sister, at the same time, I want to drop kick her because STOP SHOWING MY BABY BROTHER YOUR ASS, HO!
I mean, every picture pretty much has ass exposure and sayings like "GuRls JuSt WaNt To HaVe FuN" underneath them.
I was 11 when my youngest brother was born. He was like MY baby. I would feed him the bottle, change him, babysit him, all of that, my sister was the same way with him. We were both very motherly with him. (Man, my mom had it MADE by the time her fourth popped out!) So, to see him as an adult, with GIRLS SHOWING HIM THEIR NAKED ASSES is hard for me to deal with.
Man, I'm feeling so conflicted, because, I want to show you, so we can laugh and say things like "Hey! Jesus called, he said to put some pants on!" but? I'm feeling too protective to send people there, which is dumb considering... it's on the World Wide Web for the entire World Wide Web to see anyway and? He's not a baby! He's a grown man!
But, I changed his diapers, people. If someone that I sent to his site were to be an ass to him (Or! Even worse! Show THEIR ASS to him!) It would make me very mad. So mad? I'd end up hating The Internet.
I don't want to hate the Internet.
What's a GuRl to do?
-Update-The Link. You'll have to find ass girl. And I'm not telling you which one my brother is (hint: The Cute One) AND? I may take this down.
My daughters are 12-10 and 9 and then my son, (the fourth) is only 2. They so................bathe him, make his dinner, pack his pre-school lunches, pick out his clothes, dress him, put him to bed.....
I know i got it easy as my friends point to me and hollar "BIATCH!" as they chase their 2 toddlers around.
I am lucky, but my girls are so over protective of their brother. But they are my blessing. They do all the "hard" stuff while i enjoy all the cuddles! I think its just their nature, and they love him so much. I never asked them to do a thing, they just kinda took the ropes...........
ok- anyway- my whole point was------ I totally understand your protection for the baby bro!
I think its great and really cool!!