If my neighbors read this blog, then they are about to find out that I AM CALLING THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT ON THEM AS SOON AS THEY OPEN TODAY.
I don't care if they know I'm the one that called. I'll wear I shirt that said "I called the health department on my neighbors." for the rest of the week.
I'll shout it from my rooftop.
"I called the health department on your dirty asses!"
Just so we're clear, I'm not calling on the one's who Slice each other. I'm calling on the ones who are sick, disgusting, filthy, nasty PIGS. The one's who let Joey live in their RV for over a year and TAKE SHITS IN A TOILET THAT CAN'T FLUSH FOR THAT ENTIRE YEAR and who jerked off to Herm Pron and left his stained rags all over the damn thing. The ones who collect junk and have junk, trash and more junk in every room of their house, piled so high and so wide that you literally can't find a place to sit. Because they enjoy DIGGING THROUGH TRASH CANS TO FIND "TREASURES"
Those neighbors.
So, why am I FINALLY calling the health department on them? Because, yesterday, their son tells us that they're going to sell their house and buy property up in the desert (which, I'll believe it when I see it. They've been saying they're going to put a new roof on for the past 8 years. Basically, they're full of shit. Literally and figuratively.) Anyway, as he's talking to us, he's telling us how disgusting their house is, how it's full of junk and casually he mentions that it's so bad, "they have mice in the house." He then says "My dad will set a trap, and he'll catch 5 or 6 mice IN A NIGHT."
Did ya get that, people? Halfa dozen in one night.
If you understand how much I hate all things bug and rodent related, you'd understand the sickness I felt in my stomach at that moment.
And, you'd understand the pure terror, disgust, fear and OH MY GOD I HAVE TO MOVE THIS VERY MINUTE right this minute after hearing my husband say "Honey, we need to buy a mouse trap... I just saw a MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN."
I immediately began to cry and panic.
"You're joking right? PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING BECAUSE I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LEAVE THIS ROOM IF THERE IS A MOUSE IN THIS HOUSE."
He got all pissed at me, like "get a grip, woman."
But he was more pissed at our FUCKING NEIGHBORS because this is all their fault. They have infested the 'hood with mice. And now there is a mouse in my house and I seriously do not know how I am going to get the courage to get out of my bed and walk around this house, not knowing when a mouse may run across the floor.
We've never had a mouse in this house. We've had ants (because this neighborhood is built on a freaking ant hill),we've had potato bugs.) But mice? NEVER. (Ok, we HAVE had a rat in the garage, but that's different. THAT'S OUTSIDE, NO WHERE NEAR MY FEET OR MY CHILDREN.
I'm freaking out so hard about this, that Tony asked if he needed to stay home. Inside, I was like "yes, you do, you need to stay home and hold me." but I know he has to work so we can pay the bills (and now, THE EXTERMINATOR) so I sucked it up and told him he could go to work, that I would be ok, but that I could only hope the mouse didn't attack our daughter whilst she casually strolls through her home that SHOULD BE FREE OF MICE.
I feel sweaty and my heart is racing because it is time for me to get off of this chair and wake up the kids. If I see the mouse, I will scream and I will cry. Is this normal? To be so upset and freaked out by a mouse? A MOUSE THAT IS WONDERING AROUND MY HOUSE?
How will I function today? I am literally paralyzed with fear right now. I should have already had the boys up, but here I sit, unable to move for fear of seeing The Mouse.







OK. I know it's hard to think rationally when something you fear is in the house...I'm the same with the spiders so I completely understand. But I've dealt with mice before...not a lot of mice, we only had like 4 total one winter but we caught them very easily. We'd set the trap at night and by morning we had 'em. Put a little bit of a snickers bar on the trap...they seem to like snickers. At least here in the east they do! :D Good luck...I hope the Health Department can do something about the neighbors....ewwww...