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January 11, 2006
Perhaps a shower is in order.

Everytime I change my daughter's poopy diaper, I make a big fuss about how horrible it smells.

I crinkle my nose up, start fanning my nose and say "Ewww, caca...ew".

This morning, me and my daughter were laying on the bed, talking and being silly. I pulled her close to me to hug her and she unknowingly burried her face in my arm pit.

She pulled away, made a sour face, started fanning her nose and said "Ew... CACA... EWWW"

I think it's safe to say my daughter just told me that my pits smell like shit.

Posted by Y at January 11, 2006 07:31 AM
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Cute! After my son learned that the foods he didn't really like were sort of spicy, he told me his new minty toothpaste was "too spicy" for him to use. :-) Funny how kids derive meanings from the context. I love seeing how they think.

Posted by: Beth at January 11, 2006 10:57 AM

haha! That reminds me of a story.

My friend once called me crying from laughing to tell me that she had sent her kids (who were only 5 &6 and the funniest kids I've ever known besides my own) to brush their teeth. They started screaming from the bathroom "It burns mommy IT BURRRRNNSSS" She yelled back. "It's supposed to burn, it's cleaning the germs in your mouth."

They tended to be overly dramatic, so, she kinda blew them off.

They started crying. "MOMMYYYYY IT BURNS SO BAD."

She got annoyed, ran in the bathroom to tell them to "stop their whining" when she looked down on the bathroom counter and was shocked to see that they had not put toothpaste on their brushes, but, rather.... ICY HOT.

Oh DEAR GOD, how that kills me dead with laughter.

Posted by: Y at January 11, 2006 11:01 AM

Ew, CACA!

I'm gonna have to try that one out tonite...

Posted by: ben at January 11, 2006 11:15 AM

Haha! Out of the mouths of babes, oftimes come jewels. :-)

Posted by: buzz at January 11, 2006 11:16 AM

i was so sure this was going to be about farting, but then no! armpits! that's why i love your writing.. constant surprises :)

Posted by: geeky at January 11, 2006 11:24 AM

ha ha!

Posted by: michaela at January 11, 2006 11:55 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless

Posted by: brandi at January 11, 2006 11:57 AM

I always wonder exactly when they figure out the difference between a good and a bad smell. It's sorta sad when it happens and your kids start complaining about your breath and stuff.

Posted by: Jennifer at January 11, 2006 04:24 PM

Ahhh, I am laughing out loud sitting by myself and that's a little embarassing!

Posted by: Nicole at January 11, 2006 04:58 PM

Thanks for the laughs today.... and (almost) every day!

Posted by: ironic1 at January 11, 2006 07:02 PM

That was the funniest thing. I love that babie's honesty!

Posted by: daniel at January 11, 2006 07:16 PM

let's just hope she never does that in public. haha.

Posted by: girl at January 11, 2006 08:08 PM

That is just fucking funny. Ahhh kids.

Posted by: Kay at January 11, 2006 09:06 PM

How long do you think it takes before your baby can smell morning breath and get grossed out? How old is your baby? Now I'm paranoid.

Posted by: Stefanie at January 11, 2006 09:55 PM

awesome!

Posted by: kim at January 12, 2006 02:00 AM

I wanted to tell you, since my Evan and your Andrew are so close in age AND have hairy balls and all that, I checked his lip out last night. Guess who has the new nickname "Stache"??? ROFLMAO!

Posted by: Z at January 12, 2006 06:37 AM

haha! That made me crack up! Thanks, I needed that.

Posted by: Pookie at January 16, 2006 02:33 PM
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