Dear Internet,
I do NOT have The Password. I never asked for the password because I am lame and didn't even know about any of this. I only tell you this because I've already recieved 2 emails asking me about it, and, well, I hate to disappoint, but, uh, yeah, don't have it. Don't want it either.
Aren't you glad I took the time out of my life to tell you before you had to go and waste YOUR time asking me? I'm so thoughtful, I know.
P.S.








and now I'm left wondering "the password to what?" I think I missed something.