Guess where I'm at right now?
At a PASSION PARTY, y'all.
That's right...another party for my vagina.
Don't be jealous.
Guess where I'm at right now?
At a PASSION PARTY, y'all.
That's right...another party for my vagina.
Don't be jealous.
You better be careful. It's easy to get addicted to vagina par tays. Next thing you know, you'll be a dealer!
You suck.. I mean, that blows.. I mean.. oh, hell, have fun!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. I mean, that I used to do. Oh hell, I'm so old.
I wish I were going! Dangit- the last one I went to blew chunks... was totally unsanitary, and I think the saleslady was using her own toys...ew
Have fun!
I am sooo jealous! Now, if you combine the passion party with the sex talk for the kids, you could kill two birds with one stone!
I think I may be in love with you.
I am so addicted to those parties!
I wish I was you- just for couple of hours and not anything weird, y'know, I mean , the toys, the party atmosphere, the toys, .....
...how fun does your blog look..
I can't remember how I got here..
but cute blog...
Dude! I'm totally jealous. I'm a sex party virgin.
So, I wrote this post before the party started, so I could show the consultant how my blog works and so that I could give her a little plug.
I wanted to "live blog" it, but I thought it would make me look like the biggest dork ever. Man, it would have been funny though because I would have said things like "HAHAHA YOU CAN ALSO USE IT ON BABIES FOR TEETHING HAHAHA FROM YOUR BUTT TO YOUR BABIES MOUTH AHHA"
Heather, Don't be jealous, contact the lady from the link and ask her if there are any consultants in your area and HAVE YOUR OWN PART-AY!
OMGoodness. See I could never be a consultant for those kinds of companies due to the whole "reordering calls." "Hi Yvonne this is so and so, I was wondering if you needed any new batteries for your dildo you just bought at Mary's Passion Party last month...and do you need any more lubricant?"
HA!
I think it is time to stage an intervention. Y, put down the dildo.
I want to go to a party for my vagina! I've ordered from a friend before (she didn't have a party, brought her order forms to a BBQ we were having) but have never actually been to a party. I have to say though, I was disappointed with what I ordered. I love, LOVE adam & eve though. I have a whole bag of toys in the closet!
Oh, do they have gift certificates? If so, I think that would be what I'd get my sister-in-law for her bridal shower present! Oh yeah, just for the photo ops of my mother-in-laws face!
You think you invented vaginas!
(Buy me something!)
My vagina is jealous. (Visiting by way of your fans, Demondoll & Pookiepie76)
Glad to know about this party. It seems the party must be rocking.
If the party is for your vagina, why is the title of this post "butt numbing goodness?"
I guess 'vagina numbing' isn't necessarily a good thing.
And how come I never get invited to vagina parties? You get to have all the fun.
*pouts in corner*
dang, girl. you and the dildos. pick me up a rabbit or something, will ya? ;)







Oh dear lord! hahahaha My husband would rob a bank if he thought for one minute I was going to one of those things and might even think about buying something.