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February 18, 2006
Butt numbing goodness.

Guess where I'm at right now?

At a PASSION PARTY, y'all.

That's right...another party for my vagina.

Don't be jealous.

Posted by Y at February 18, 2006 06:50 PM
Comments

Oh dear lord! hahahaha My husband would rob a bank if he thought for one minute I was going to one of those things and might even think about buying something.

Posted by: NinaKaye at February 18, 2006 07:04 PM

You better be careful. It's easy to get addicted to vagina par tays. Next thing you know, you'll be a dealer!

Posted by: MsShad at February 18, 2006 07:43 PM

You suck.. I mean, that blows.. I mean.. oh, hell, have fun!

Posted by: Shylah at February 18, 2006 09:08 PM

Don't do anything I wouldn't do. I mean, that I used to do. Oh hell, I'm so old.

Posted by: Mamacita at February 18, 2006 09:28 PM

I wish I were going! Dangit- the last one I went to blew chunks... was totally unsanitary, and I think the saleslady was using her own toys...ew
Have fun!

Posted by: demondoll at February 18, 2006 10:46 PM

I am sooo jealous! Now, if you combine the passion party with the sex talk for the kids, you could kill two birds with one stone!

Posted by: Tammy at February 18, 2006 11:46 PM

I think I may be in love with you.

Posted by: Autumn at February 19, 2006 12:13 AM

I am so addicted to those parties!

Posted by: cindy at February 19, 2006 04:05 AM

I wish I was you- just for couple of hours and not anything weird, y'know, I mean , the toys, the party atmosphere, the toys, .....

Posted by: clickmom at February 19, 2006 05:06 AM

...how fun does your blog look..
I can't remember how I got here..
but cute blog...

Posted by: Im Chele In [dot] LA at February 19, 2006 09:21 AM

Dude! I'm totally jealous. I'm a sex party virgin.

Posted by: Heatheranne at February 19, 2006 09:46 AM

So, I wrote this post before the party started, so I could show the consultant how my blog works and so that I could give her a little plug.

I wanted to "live blog" it, but I thought it would make me look like the biggest dork ever. Man, it would have been funny though because I would have said things like "HAHAHA YOU CAN ALSO USE IT ON BABIES FOR TEETHING HAHAHA FROM YOUR BUTT TO YOUR BABIES MOUTH AHHA"

Heather, Don't be jealous, contact the lady from the link and ask her if there are any consultants in your area and HAVE YOUR OWN PART-AY!

Posted by: Y at February 19, 2006 10:15 AM

OMGoodness. See I could never be a consultant for those kinds of companies due to the whole "reordering calls." "Hi Yvonne this is so and so, I was wondering if you needed any new batteries for your dildo you just bought at Mary's Passion Party last month...and do you need any more lubricant?"

HA!

Posted by: LotionBarBunny at February 19, 2006 11:27 AM

I think it is time to stage an intervention. Y, put down the dildo.

Posted by: Sarcastic Journalist at February 19, 2006 11:51 AM

I want to go to a party for my vagina! I've ordered from a friend before (she didn't have a party, brought her order forms to a BBQ we were having) but have never actually been to a party. I have to say though, I was disappointed with what I ordered. I love, LOVE adam & eve though. I have a whole bag of toys in the closet!

Posted by: Jen at February 19, 2006 12:44 PM

Oh, do they have gift certificates? If so, I think that would be what I'd get my sister-in-law for her bridal shower present! Oh yeah, just for the photo ops of my mother-in-laws face!

Posted by: Jen at February 19, 2006 12:46 PM

You think you invented vaginas!

(Buy me something!)

Posted by: amalah at February 19, 2006 04:42 PM

My vagina is jealous. (Visiting by way of your fans, Demondoll & Pookiepie76)

Posted by: SFHulaGirl at February 19, 2006 06:52 PM

Glad to know about this party. It seems the party must be rocking.

Posted by: daisy at February 20, 2006 02:33 AM

If the party is for your vagina, why is the title of this post "butt numbing goodness?"

I guess 'vagina numbing' isn't necessarily a good thing.

And how come I never get invited to vagina parties? You get to have all the fun.

*pouts in corner*

Posted by: ben at February 20, 2006 08:33 AM

dang, girl. you and the dildos. pick me up a rabbit or something, will ya? ;)

Posted by: girl at February 20, 2006 01:18 PM
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