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March 20, 2006
Because SERIOUSLY

Pick up your copy today!

Posted by Y at March 20, 2006 07:06 PM
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oooooh :( i think i've got her older twin sister over here :) she's 6, *six* and freaks out about her hair! already?!

Posted by: judy at March 20, 2006 07:15 PM

This is just classic!

Posted by: Itchy at March 20, 2006 07:17 PM

Can Ellie write an article about "Naptime: Its okay to bang your head against the side of the crib?"

LOVE it.

Posted by: Sarcastic Journalist at March 20, 2006 07:33 PM

It may be because the cover has no audio file to go along with it, but I still think she's adorabe.

(and very clever work, by the way)

Posted by: Heather at March 20, 2006 07:38 PM

That is so cool, Y. Very creative!

Posted by: jayne d'Arcy at March 20, 2006 08:08 PM

One for the baby book!

Posted by: daniel at March 20, 2006 08:44 PM

I just sent you an e-mail about Photoshop goodness. Let me know if you don't get it.

Posted by: Christine at March 20, 2006 08:54 PM

That's pretty f'in funny, Y.

Posted by: Broad at March 20, 2006 09:00 PM

Hilarious! I love it! LOL I have the cover model for next month's issue asleep in the next room if you are planning a special issue for Drama Kings. ;-)

Posted by: Michelle at March 20, 2006 09:54 PM

Hahahaha! Priceless!

Posted by: Norma at March 20, 2006 10:28 PM

well, she IS after all your daughter :)

but i don't think i can forgive her for dragging you away from the AIM while we were in a good whiny weigh-loss and why do we have to go through this and our skinny friends don't - conversation... that just wasn't right.

PS: still hope she's feeling better ;)

Posted by: kim at March 21, 2006 01:01 AM

Ha! That's awesome! And something that will be SO MUCH FUN to show future boyfriends! :-)

Posted by: buzz at March 21, 2006 03:21 AM

Between the bursts of hysterical laughter, an old song comes to mind... "Thank heaven for little girls - they grow up in the most delightful way!"

God bless you Y!! You will be muchly rewarded for your perseverance and sense of humor! ;-)

Posted by: CNL at March 21, 2006 04:04 AM

That is AWESOME. I suggest you save it and then show it to her first date in lieu of naked-baby pictures.

Posted by: Emily G. at March 21, 2006 04:39 AM

Ha ha!

Posted by: ben at March 21, 2006 06:01 AM

That has to be the cutest thing I've ever seen.......

Posted by: Beverly at March 21, 2006 06:26 AM

HaHaHa! That is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile!

Posted by: Jenn at March 21, 2006 08:21 AM

That is friggin hysterical!!!

The outfit is perfect. Priceless :)

Posted by: Ficklechick at March 21, 2006 08:38 AM

HILARIOUS.

Posted by: Amy at March 21, 2006 10:35 AM

Ha! That's so funny. You'll have to frame it and put it in her bedroom :)

Posted by: Lassa at March 21, 2006 11:07 AM

How can someone be so upset and so adorable at the same time?

I so totally hope that you are still blogging when she hits her teen years and you start to blackmail her with that picture.

This inquiring mind will want to know!! ;^)

Posted by: dana michelle at March 21, 2006 11:08 AM

Ok, I love this. This needs to be kept on file for her dating years, where it can be dragged out and shown to prospective suitors. Tell them, "See! This is what you're in for, with a few more teeth!"

:-)

Posted by: Dee at March 21, 2006 12:10 PM

Truly brilliant.

Posted by: Rich at March 21, 2006 12:11 PM

where can I get a subscription? lol!

on an unrelated note, I thought of you this weekend when I ran into Last Comic Standing's John Heffron at a furniture store.

Posted by: lex at March 21, 2006 02:19 PM

You'll have to put me on the list when you're finally pushed to the point of making this an actual 'zine! :) I've surely got one prone to The Dramatics over here myself! :)

Posted by: anathea at March 21, 2006 02:54 PM

I've looked at this twice, and I laughed harder the second time.

My mother told me that when I was a wee one, she did the same thing: she made fun of me when I threw tantrums. She said it would be so ridiculous, that she and my dad would just laugh their asses off. Luckily, I have no photographic evidence of my dramatics... otherwise, I'm sure a few boyfriends would have run away really quick...

Posted by: Natalie at March 21, 2006 03:37 PM

No! You didn't!

This is definitely priceless!

You ARE making a poster out of it, yeah?

Posted by: zee at March 21, 2006 05:40 PM

Excellent! Can my Miss Peanut be a contributing editor? Her contribution will be "Winning by Whining: a Primer Course."

Seriously, if you don't scrapbook, you should at least print that one out for her baby book! Truly excellent work!

Posted by: Bronwen at March 21, 2006 05:41 PM

I would love this as a screensaver! She is adorable!

Posted by: Jen at March 21, 2006 06:42 PM

LOL - I can think a few little choopas at our house who could write a feature article too!

Posted by: Helene at March 21, 2006 06:50 PM

GREATNESS!

Posted by: Ninotchka at March 21, 2006 07:10 PM

As soon as I opened your site, I burst out laughing so loud I embarrassed myself! And 'aint it the truth!

-H

Posted by: Hed at March 21, 2006 11:21 PM

Freaking hilarious!

and cute. shhhhh.

Posted by: Kelly at March 22, 2006 08:36 AM

Wonder if I can get a copy sent here to the UK?

And make sure you keep that picture for when your resident drama queen gets older...she'll really lurrrve you for it! "Mom, just put that photo away will ya?" ;)

Posted by: Becka at March 22, 2006 08:41 AM

Y, that is absolutely hysterical. I LOVE IT!!!

Posted by: Lisa at March 22, 2006 10:38 AM

*roaring laughter*
I have one of those...and she turns THIRTEEN tomorrow.

Wanna trade?

Posted by: kristine at March 22, 2006 12:12 PM

Hysterical!

I have an 11-yr old that could also be a contributing editor.

Posted by: ishouldbeworking at March 22, 2006 01:31 PM

Clearly, the Diva and the Drama Queen were seperated at birth...

Posted by: Kristin at March 22, 2006 01:37 PM

So THIS is where my Toots learned it. Sneak.

Posted by: Jane at March 22, 2006 02:15 PM

Girl-Let me paint you a picture...

I'm that friend-I have a great historic house, wonderful husband, precious 7 month old son, beautiful wedding ring, SUV with navigation, etc., etc., etc.

NOW, let me tell you what you CAN'T SEE-

We have three (count them, 1, 2, 3) morgtages on our "great historic house", a loan for the beautiful wedding ring, HUGE loan for the stupid SUV that my husband HAD to have, not to mention the $475,000 in personal loans that we have to make monthly payments on to 4 different people for the business my husband bought three years ago. And the list goes on-I'm saying all this to point out that "those friends" that leave you out and make you feel (whether on purpose or not) all have crap to deal with that NO ONE knows about. They probably all have the maxed out credit cards, too, so just know we are all in the same boat...just some people are uglier (in the emotional sense) about it rather than just being true to themselves and you. They suck...You don't. That's the difference and it's the best thing to be different about!

Posted by: Amber at March 25, 2006 04:19 PM

OMG that is like the best picture I have seen on the internet...ever.
I remember when you first posted it with the title "when pretty butterflies get pissed"

LOL

Posted by: Mary at March 27, 2006 06:40 AM
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