Today is "One of Those Days" with my daughter.
Just now, I commanded her to take a nap.
"Daughter, I command thee to lay down and take a nap!" She responded with "Nap? HA! I STOMP ON YOUR NAP!"
Notice how after she realizes I've just caught her NOT napping on tape she stops and is all "OOPS, mama just cold BUSTED me" but then she's all "WHATEVAH! Jumping is fun! Weeeee!"
Yeah. It's great to know that she RESPECTS MY AUTHORITY.
I was waiting for her to whack her head on the crib just so I could say "That's what you get for jumping! If you had listened to me, layed thine ass down and taken a nap, this never would have happened!"
(I know. I really need to write a parenting book.)








How in the sam hell hasn't she climbed out of that crib yet??? Maybe its because my child is the size of the jolly green giant, but she seems so small.
I love the bouncing, btw.