Even when you're writing about not writing, you're hilarious!

LOOK AT YOU... That ended up being a good post.

We all go through times like that, I can relate.

I HATE when someone just says "loose the weight" like it was just that easy!!! SHIT I am about 30 lbs over weight and I stuggle day to day, go up and down like a yoyo. At least you are on the path, keep it up....That's the key. Right now I am PMSing and I will crush anyone who crosses me like an ant!! GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!!

Dude. I started feeling like a writer when I just up and decided to CALL myself a writer.

So here's the deal: you're funny. You're a writer. Own it.

Dude, I hosted a passion party about a year and a half ago. We served, champagne and brie and other pretentious foods, but weenies and beans sounds a hell of a lot cooler. But get LOTS of alcohol, y'all will need it.

Oh, don't you worry. The liquor will be free flowing, as will the multi purpose cream that numbs buttholes AND is great for teething!

My computer and I have cried together before too...

Why not post the video of the WORM!!!

Maybe you need a writer's enema? Then you could write about the results like Dad Gone Mad did about his results....
http://www.dadgonemad.com/2006/06/a_poopoo_haiku.html

You're not alone! I have a whole entire catagory in my blog for "Writer's Block" material. But I only have like 6 (though very special and loyal) readers/commenters. Sometimes nothing funny or exciting happens worthy of writing about, and I want to spare those readers from the brain that is really mine and is bitchy and boring at times. So instead I just write something silly in my "Writer's Block" catagory. Shhhh! Don't tell them I'm bitchy and boring sometimes, k?

"Is it the frank or the beans?"

"Franks and beans!"

Fish tacos? Did someone say fish tacos? Hello?

OMG! Amy! Fish tacos and Weenies!

(p.s. You want to come? You can come, I totally meant to send you an invitation.)

I hate it when that happens. I've taken to carrying a notepad around with me and writing down ideas and saving them for when I can't think of anything to write.

No Passion Party is complete without a little Sex on the Beach.

I totally know way too much about Wannabe Writers Block. Ugh! The agony!

so, is pork-n-beans the same as weenies and beans?

i seriously cried from the connie chung thing. and then i sawed my ears off.

Even when you despair about your writing, you write so well!

Make sure your P Party consultant brings clean toys(by clean I mean lint-free), and 1 use-only sample thingies. The party I went to was unhygienic, and I had to leave. I'm just sayin'!

Umm. I forgot what I was gonna say. That last comment... EEEEEEEEWEWWWWWW! Yeah. 1 use only sounds like a plus...

Ummm, I'm from England - what are weenies? By the way, LOVE your work!

Y,

The Beginning Runner's Handbook: The Proven 13-Week Walk/Run Program. The program in this book will ease you gently into running if you follow it consistently and in moderation. It's working for me.

Hester,

weenie, n. 1. See hot dog. 2. See penis.

=)

"Wannabe Writers Block". Yep, that pretty much describes every day for me. Glad to see I'm not alone. Well, not glad per se but, well, you know what I mean.

(See? I totally can't write anymore!)

Dude, if you do not serve fish tacos at your passion party, preferably in taco shells you have meticulously coated with pink food coloring, I will never speak to you again.

writing about not being able to write is bad
writing about not being able to write about not being able to write is worse

dont' foget to have some "stinky finger foods"

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that maury clip was HO-larious (hee!). I watched about 5 of them. It makes me feel grimy inside, but at the same time I just laugh and laugh.
Connie Chung's farwell hurt me though. Ahhh. She was doing it to be funny, but if you can't sing, keep your sketches about not singing under 5 min, okay Miss Connie?

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that maury clip was HO-larious (hee!). I watched about 5 of them. It makes me feel grimy inside, but at the same time I just laugh and laugh.
Connie Chung's farwell hurt me though. Ahhh. She was doing it to be funny, but if you can't sing, keep your sketches about not singing under 5 min, okay Miss Connie?

And just why will we be numbing buttholes at this party? Will you have a separate room for Try 'n Buy?

I second what the first couple of commenters said. You actually did write a post. It was a great post and you are a writer even if you think you aren't.

You rock! I come here because you are real and I have a bit of voyeur in me. Don't we all? We get to peek into each others lives. Just keep writing what you want. Don't try so hard with the weight. Just watch what you eat, play with the kids and it will come off. No buggin' either! Stress is a downer.

Oh my god, I am humping your new design it is so hot.

um, is it almost time to be able to write again?
just wondering.

that was a good post. much better the my lame ones, but then again who's judging. keep them coming. =c)